All right, let's have a look then - (1,460 words) - Jaynes Baby Bank
All right, let's have a look then.
Let's have a look how it all played out.
Is it?
In the end?
The final resignation.
The final countdown.
Is it raining?
Oh my god, there's rain.
Christ me nuts.
Right, so who's our poor Jim?
Obviously you haven't seen the recent exposure that they've had then, because you wouldn't be linking up your business with everything else that's going on.
I don't know who this guy is, right?
Thank You Greggs.
Didn't get any photos, but we got them all out to the local homeless and vulnerable families.
So you deliver them out to the local homeless and vulnerable families, because that would take like two to three hours after you picked up, wouldn't it?
So do you pick it up from Blackwood, or wherever you pick it up from, I don't know where you pick it up from, at the end of the day, which would be like 5.30, 6 o'clock, 6.30, yeah?
And then you drive around then, at past 7, at past 8, to give it to all the homeless, which you've got to locate, and all these vulnerable families' houses.
Is that what you do?
Because I don't see you doing that, with your pink vans, after you pick it up.
Thank you for my presents, they're all lovely, yeah?
Nice thank you there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Huge thank you to these for the thing.
What's this?
Now it's got some crisps.
Oh, I've had those crisps, they're good value, they are.
Yeah, okay, what a crazy few hours.
It's huge.
This carrion, right?
This is the one I think they keep getting me mixed up with, see?
This carrion is running the show, and they haven't even got the decency to make it a She's running the show, if you will.
And so, we've collected the children's gifts, we've had lots of smiles and tears.
Santa popped in today to give out some Christmas presents for us, he will be back Friday to give out some more.
Are they not having an event this year then?
I mean, listen, we haven't done a Christmas event this year, because I haven't been well enough, and I feel a million times better if I'm not doing it, right?
So I'm, you know, if they haven't done a big event in a year, but whatever.
I mean, I can't think of anything worse, right?
I'm a non-drinker to start off with, right?
Doesn't mean to say I haven't drunk in the past, because I have.
And I might have a Baileys now when we go away or something, or an Arches and Lemonade.
What I find is when you go on holiday, they do it too strong anyway.
I like it weak, you know.
But I couldn't sit in a pub or a rugby club like these do, listening to other people's kids screaming for like two hours, with a Christmas event going on.
And my friend went to a Christmas event last year.
She was only invited because they knew she was my friend.
She wasn't in need.
She was invited.
She didn't ask.
And she was given, the kids were given loads of stuff, which they didn't need.
And it was just so unorganized, she said.
And it was just like, why was I there?
Because I'm friends with you.
And because they wanted to show off to me, how good they've done stuff, when in fact, they're supposed to be doing that.
You know, that is their... it was really unorganized, she said.
And that's what they've pledged to do.
So they're supposed to be doing it.
So why are you showing an offer?
But of course, she said that all the other vulnerable families that were there, that applied in confidence.
How is that confidential then?
Because you're then there, and you're not a person in need.
But you're viewing all the other people who are vulnerable.
So there is no confidentiality in that, is there?
Anyway.
Anyway, when we do our Christmas event, it's open to everybody.
Everybody who walks in on the day.
Like, it's not in need.
You might not be in need, you know.
It's the time to ask people if they're in need.
I've got to be honest, I'm too busy.
When we do our Christmas event.
Why are you... why is Jade West filling out bus pass application forms for people?
Or just like, why, why are you doing bus passes for people?
Supposed to be helping the homeless.
That's your, that's your genre.
That's your genre.
That's what you've picked.
And now you're like overlapping into all these other things.
Like, I don't know, I've got time to read it all, really.
Let's have a look.
Oh, this is Santa.
He's a good Santa, isn't he?
I've seen him before.
Some of this Santa.
I don't know where, but I've seen him before.
I don't know where.
Nice Santa.
It's a mess when you look at it.
I mean, I, you know, my shops are full of stock everywhere.
You can't move.
But this is a Christmas event.
It's not even a grotto.
It's a mess.
It's like stuff all over the tables.
It's like crates there.
There's somebody doing confidential stuff.
But they look as they've blocked it out, don't they?
They're doing confidential stuff on the desk.
And they've got a Christmas event going on.
Like with families just walking around.
I think anybody could see what's on their laptop, couldn't they?
You know?
Nice rocking.
You know, it's supposed to be a Christmas event and look at all the crap all around it.
Like, you know, it's not Christmasy at all, is it?
I don't think.
What's all that stuff on the shelf?
What's it gonna fall on Santa?
You know, my shops full.
Hey, listen, right?
My shops are crazy full.
They really are.
You haven't got room to swing a cat when you're doing jobs like this.
You haven't.
But you know, seems to be pulled off last minute.
They should, don't they?
You can hide people's faces out, but they're still identifiable.
They look like adults, don't they?
Oh, that looks nice.
Oh, it's bright.
Do you know dirty pavements go through me?
I can't think about dirty pavements.
I really have, right?
Honestly, and bits of mud and stuff on the floor.
It goes through me.
They do.
Not just there.
Anyway, I was walking through Pontypool yesterday and it was going through me.
I was like, oh my God, I need my pressure.
Thank everybody for their bits and bobs.
Nice.
What's this?
Cancel Pontypool Primary?
Cancel?
What have they got?
And in that now?
Why are they putting that on?
Wishlist.
We got a wishlist.
We get a few things off there.
But the thing is, see, with us, we're more sustainable anyway, so we're like, find a sustainable source.
Don't buy a Morse's basket off Amazon.
They're too expensive.
Find a sustainable one, if you want to donate the Morse's basket.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
This is the outreach.
The thing is, people are still identifiable there.
And I don't think they should be doing it like that.
Now, I haven't done any outreach work like this, right?
But how do you know somebody haven't got a needle in their pocket or a knife there, right?
And I mean, they might have known these people for a long time, but you don't know what going through people's heads when they're in a vulnerable situation, right?
And if they're not... right?
So I think they should be behind the tables for safety, right?
That's just an onlooker.
But the other thing is, right, if these people are not photographed in this situation, they might think, well, I ain't going to get a pair of socks, I ain't going to get any food tonight if I ain't going to get photographed.
They shouldn't be photographing the people, whether you're crossing out their eyes or not.
You're not hugging at me.
Oh, please say you're not hugging people.
You shouldn't be doing that.
You know, I don't... we don't hug our mothers.
I think they should be behind the table because then you have like a barrier between you, personally.
But you shouldn't be... because these people are still identifiable.
Food looks nice, don't it?
But that's been supplied by Tiny Rebel, right?
So Tiny Rebel could take that out and give that out to the homeless.
Anybody could do that.
That looks nice.
Yum.
Wonder if they'd custard with that?
Did they do that last year?
Second soup?
Drink soup and sing.
I've had a bit of a Christmas tune with myself now.
Let's have a look how it all played out.
Is it?
In the end?
The final resignation.
The final countdown.
Is it raining?
Oh my god, there's rain.
Christ me nuts.
Right, so who's our poor Jim?
Obviously you haven't seen the recent exposure that they've had then, because you wouldn't be linking up your business with everything else that's going on.
I don't know who this guy is, right?
Thank You Greggs.
Didn't get any photos, but we got them all out to the local homeless and vulnerable families.
So you deliver them out to the local homeless and vulnerable families, because that would take like two to three hours after you picked up, wouldn't it?
So do you pick it up from Blackwood, or wherever you pick it up from, I don't know where you pick it up from, at the end of the day, which would be like 5.30, 6 o'clock, 6.30, yeah?
And then you drive around then, at past 7, at past 8, to give it to all the homeless, which you've got to locate, and all these vulnerable families' houses.
Is that what you do?
Because I don't see you doing that, with your pink vans, after you pick it up.
Thank you for my presents, they're all lovely, yeah?
Nice thank you there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Huge thank you to these for the thing.
What's this?
Now it's got some crisps.
Oh, I've had those crisps, they're good value, they are.
Yeah, okay, what a crazy few hours.
It's huge.
This carrion, right?
This is the one I think they keep getting me mixed up with, see?
This carrion is running the show, and they haven't even got the decency to make it a She's running the show, if you will.
And so, we've collected the children's gifts, we've had lots of smiles and tears.
Santa popped in today to give out some Christmas presents for us, he will be back Friday to give out some more.
Are they not having an event this year then?
I mean, listen, we haven't done a Christmas event this year, because I haven't been well enough, and I feel a million times better if I'm not doing it, right?
So I'm, you know, if they haven't done a big event in a year, but whatever.
I mean, I can't think of anything worse, right?
I'm a non-drinker to start off with, right?
Doesn't mean to say I haven't drunk in the past, because I have.
And I might have a Baileys now when we go away or something, or an Arches and Lemonade.
What I find is when you go on holiday, they do it too strong anyway.
I like it weak, you know.
But I couldn't sit in a pub or a rugby club like these do, listening to other people's kids screaming for like two hours, with a Christmas event going on.
And my friend went to a Christmas event last year.
She was only invited because they knew she was my friend.
She wasn't in need.
She was invited.
She didn't ask.
And she was given, the kids were given loads of stuff, which they didn't need.
And it was just so unorganized, she said.
And it was just like, why was I there?
Because I'm friends with you.
And because they wanted to show off to me, how good they've done stuff, when in fact, they're supposed to be doing that.
You know, that is their... it was really unorganized, she said.
And that's what they've pledged to do.
So they're supposed to be doing it.
So why are you showing an offer?
But of course, she said that all the other vulnerable families that were there, that applied in confidence.
How is that confidential then?
Because you're then there, and you're not a person in need.
But you're viewing all the other people who are vulnerable.
So there is no confidentiality in that, is there?
Anyway.
Anyway, when we do our Christmas event, it's open to everybody.
Everybody who walks in on the day.
Like, it's not in need.
You might not be in need, you know.
It's the time to ask people if they're in need.
I've got to be honest, I'm too busy.
When we do our Christmas event.
Why are you... why is Jade West filling out bus pass application forms for people?
Or just like, why, why are you doing bus passes for people?
Supposed to be helping the homeless.
That's your, that's your genre.
That's your genre.
That's what you've picked.
And now you're like overlapping into all these other things.
Like, I don't know, I've got time to read it all, really.
Let's have a look.
Oh, this is Santa.
He's a good Santa, isn't he?
I've seen him before.
Some of this Santa.
I don't know where, but I've seen him before.
I don't know where.
Nice Santa.
It's a mess when you look at it.
I mean, I, you know, my shops are full of stock everywhere.
You can't move.
But this is a Christmas event.
It's not even a grotto.
It's a mess.
It's like stuff all over the tables.
It's like crates there.
There's somebody doing confidential stuff.
But they look as they've blocked it out, don't they?
They're doing confidential stuff on the desk.
And they've got a Christmas event going on.
Like with families just walking around.
I think anybody could see what's on their laptop, couldn't they?
You know?
Nice rocking.
You know, it's supposed to be a Christmas event and look at all the crap all around it.
Like, you know, it's not Christmasy at all, is it?
I don't think.
What's all that stuff on the shelf?
What's it gonna fall on Santa?
You know, my shops full.
Hey, listen, right?
My shops are crazy full.
They really are.
You haven't got room to swing a cat when you're doing jobs like this.
You haven't.
But you know, seems to be pulled off last minute.
They should, don't they?
You can hide people's faces out, but they're still identifiable.
They look like adults, don't they?
Oh, that looks nice.
Oh, it's bright.
Do you know dirty pavements go through me?
I can't think about dirty pavements.
I really have, right?
Honestly, and bits of mud and stuff on the floor.
It goes through me.
They do.
Not just there.
Anyway, I was walking through Pontypool yesterday and it was going through me.
I was like, oh my God, I need my pressure.
Thank everybody for their bits and bobs.
Nice.
What's this?
Cancel Pontypool Primary?
Cancel?
What have they got?
And in that now?
Why are they putting that on?
Wishlist.
We got a wishlist.
We get a few things off there.
But the thing is, see, with us, we're more sustainable anyway, so we're like, find a sustainable source.
Don't buy a Morse's basket off Amazon.
They're too expensive.
Find a sustainable one, if you want to donate the Morse's basket.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
This is the outreach.
The thing is, people are still identifiable there.
And I don't think they should be doing it like that.
Now, I haven't done any outreach work like this, right?
But how do you know somebody haven't got a needle in their pocket or a knife there, right?
And I mean, they might have known these people for a long time, but you don't know what going through people's heads when they're in a vulnerable situation, right?
And if they're not... right?
So I think they should be behind the tables for safety, right?
That's just an onlooker.
But the other thing is, right, if these people are not photographed in this situation, they might think, well, I ain't going to get a pair of socks, I ain't going to get any food tonight if I ain't going to get photographed.
They shouldn't be photographing the people, whether you're crossing out their eyes or not.
You're not hugging at me.
Oh, please say you're not hugging people.
You shouldn't be doing that.
You know, I don't... we don't hug our mothers.
I think they should be behind the table because then you have like a barrier between you, personally.
But you shouldn't be... because these people are still identifiable.
Food looks nice, don't it?
But that's been supplied by Tiny Rebel, right?
So Tiny Rebel could take that out and give that out to the homeless.
Anybody could do that.
That looks nice.
Yum.
Wonder if they'd custard with that?
Did they do that last year?
Second soup?
Drink soup and sing.
I've had a bit of a Christmas tune with myself now.