Oh my god, the wifi is dreadful.
You'd never be able to infiltrate Pontypool with modern warfare.
You would literally need to bring in an old fashioned infantry because there is no wifi or signal connection whatsoever.
It's crazy.
So this is our library for mothers.
I've just found some books.
That's why I'm doing a live.
Some books for mothers to borrow.
You can borrow them for as long as you like.
They're free to borrow.
Just return them when you've finished.
You can return them in any of our shops anyway.
Or to any of our volunteers.
But we keep books back like this so that mums can come in.
I'm tidying up the shelf I am.
Plus I just found one on tandem nursing and stop smoking.
So any books that come in that we think, oh actually the mothers might benefit from that.
You can just come in and pick them up and borrow one.
Just let it, oh that's not, that's one just to seal the look of it.
Book of baby puries.
Have it a healthy pregnancy.
So this should all be books for the mothers but it's been taken over a bit here.
Which is pretty usual.
You know, bits for mothers to borrow.
You know, go through it.
There's quite a few clothes hanging up on you too so I'm trying to move them now.
All the children's clothes I had for free all gone.
Right?
Until I find more now.
They've all gone.
I've only got uniforms which are on P1 doorway and I got some free stuff in P2.
Books.
Adults and children's books and cookery books I think down there.
And two Moses baskets and their stands.
And a paint kettle.
It's got dried paint in it but it's a decent paint kettle.
And I thought, oh I don't want to chuck that out.
Somebody might sit there and peel that off.
But I haven't got the time to do it so I put that on in some other bits, you know.
But yeah, we've got loads of books.
Look.
For you to borrow instead of buying them.
And they're free.
Just come in and grab what you're looking for.
And you can just borrow it.
It's absolutely fine.
Just bring it back when you're finished with it.
Because another mother will use it.
Or if you've got any books that you're no longer using in this category.
Yes please to donate to them.
We would appreciate that a lot.
I am seeing if I can get another library bit somewhere else.
But obviously I can't disclose anything because as you know I am the most stoked woman in Britain.
I've had another assassination attempt, as you know.
So what we've said is we're not going to put the donations on show.
Because me and Dan were joking earlier saying, oh they'll be running around that shop down over there now.
There's a shop on the corner to get up there to have a look.
Well we've got through our windows for P3.
So we might have to put up blinds.
But we were going to not put donations on show.
And not talk about things that we're going to be doing and stuff.
Because they're just so fixated and obsessed.
Literally the most stoked woman in Britain.
People are actually saying now, is this real or is this a joke on there?
Because this is just unbelievable, the amount of people.
But you think it's like 9,700 people, it's not.
They're bots and fake accounts.
That's why they can't use their real name.
So Joe blogs down the road, might have 10 fake pages and accounts.
And they might comment on one status that they've written 10 times.
And you would be none the wiser, because they're using different accounts.
Using false names and pages and things like that.
Pages as a name instead of a profile.
If I can find the Pokemon stuff, we'll do a Pokemon sale.
Pokemon cards.
I've had a lot of people coming in asking.
I don't think the Pokemon guy is here anymore.
I think he's left the marketplace.
But we've got some.
That's where we got our idea for doing the Pokemon cards.
And we do quite well on them.
So the £3.50 ones will be £3 for a tenner.
But see Dan, because he'll do you a deal anyway, right?
And I want Joe Blotten because we make quite a lot of the Pokemon cards.
Yes, so most of them are £3.50 and up.
But he'll do you a deal.
And minimum they'll be £3 for a tenner.
And I'll confirm that I've definitely got them.