So I've been sat here watching Dutton Ranch - 20 Jun 2026 - (776 words) - Jaynes Baby Bank
So I've been sat here watching Dutton Ranch eating my cookies in the light because obviously I've had the electric turned off via a locksmith and bailiffs smashing through my door today with a warrant allegedly.
Funny how the key still works in a lock anyway.
So you know just getting on with my job you know and I found some baubles and I thought you know what I ain't gonna do any pricing of cleaning tonight I'm gonna play around have some fun with the baubles ready for the baubles stand just make some nice little sets up and like the pom-pom ones there and bits you know just something so easy but a little bit nice and crafty to do like in it you know so better than just cleaning donations so anyway I've logged on to the group to see where Well,
they are stalking me tonight with their binoculars, etc.
And there are some lovely ones in there, actually.
Really pretty ones, iridescent ones.
A lot of pretty ones I've just put in this thing.
I've got to get a top bit for that.
I've got some china ones that need painting too.
They're lovely.
Anyway...
And some little dog warmer things were in there, look.
So we've had a Christmas evening.
So I looked on their page.
See what they were stalking me tonight.
All they were up to, like.
So apparently now, they can't figure out P3, right?
They can't get their head round P3.
It's not rocket science, is it?
If P1 and P2 connected, it's not rocket science, is it?
And on the video, did it look like we smashed down a wall to go in there?
Or did it look like we kicked through a door?
Anyway...
Anyway...
Allegedly to them now, they're saying...
That we've climbed through a window.
So I'd need two weeks off after doing that, right?
So if I had to get up, climb up, clamber through a window, right?
With broken glass and stuff like that now, right?
I'd need two weeks off to recover just from that stage.
So apparently now, me and Dan...
We've broken in a window, got up, climbed through this window, had two weeks off to recover from it, and then passed over 250 bags of donations and boxes and various other things through this window in order to get them into P3 illegally.
I know Pontypool Shop is very old and very quirky.
It was built in the 1800s.
There was a tavern, you know, for Lord of the Rings characters, you know, on their journeys.
But we do have staycases.
They might be old and antiquated, but we do have staycases.
Oh my god, these people.
You know, they're saying, oh, she's signed.
She's saying she's signed for it Christmas time.
And then we had a volunteer that clambered through a window and went up there.
Well, I don't know which volunteer clambered through a window, but I know it is, and they never come back, right?
Probably didn't like the hard work involved, I expect.
But number one, I've never asked a volunteer to climb through any window.
And number two, that shows that we had access to it previous to that.
So...
Why would anybody climb through a window and drag 250 bags of donations through a window?
Get a life.
It's Friday night, and you're researching me online.
I mean, I'm quite sad Saturday doing baubles, you know, watching Denton Ranch.
But I'm happy with that lifestyle.
But you have spent all evening researching me and being obsessed with me.
That's really sad.
You're really sad, guys.
You know, even the public are telling you now, other than your sycophants that's following you around, even the public are telling you how sad you are.
It's just like, you know, I can't believe...
Why didn't you ask me?
And I would have told you, well, we took them up the staircase.
If you'd have said, well, how did you get those donations up there?
Well, we took them up the staircase, through a door.
Remember the door?
Remember I did a demonstration on how a door works?
You unlock it or kick it through for the drama and the content.
Yeah?
And then you put one foot in front of the other and then you walk up the stairs and you put a bag down and then you come back down the stairs and then you pick up another bag.
Or you can human chain it as well.
It's a lot easier if you human chain it up there.
Oh, Mr. God, get a life.
Funny how the key still works in a lock anyway.
So you know just getting on with my job you know and I found some baubles and I thought you know what I ain't gonna do any pricing of cleaning tonight I'm gonna play around have some fun with the baubles ready for the baubles stand just make some nice little sets up and like the pom-pom ones there and bits you know just something so easy but a little bit nice and crafty to do like in it you know so better than just cleaning donations so anyway I've logged on to the group to see where Well,
they are stalking me tonight with their binoculars, etc.
And there are some lovely ones in there, actually.
Really pretty ones, iridescent ones.
A lot of pretty ones I've just put in this thing.
I've got to get a top bit for that.
I've got some china ones that need painting too.
They're lovely.
Anyway...
And some little dog warmer things were in there, look.
So we've had a Christmas evening.
So I looked on their page.
See what they were stalking me tonight.
All they were up to, like.
So apparently now, they can't figure out P3, right?
They can't get their head round P3.
It's not rocket science, is it?
If P1 and P2 connected, it's not rocket science, is it?
And on the video, did it look like we smashed down a wall to go in there?
Or did it look like we kicked through a door?
Anyway...
Anyway...
Allegedly to them now, they're saying...
That we've climbed through a window.
So I'd need two weeks off after doing that, right?
So if I had to get up, climb up, clamber through a window, right?
With broken glass and stuff like that now, right?
I'd need two weeks off to recover just from that stage.
So apparently now, me and Dan...
We've broken in a window, got up, climbed through this window, had two weeks off to recover from it, and then passed over 250 bags of donations and boxes and various other things through this window in order to get them into P3 illegally.
I know Pontypool Shop is very old and very quirky.
It was built in the 1800s.
There was a tavern, you know, for Lord of the Rings characters, you know, on their journeys.
But we do have staycases.
They might be old and antiquated, but we do have staycases.
Oh my god, these people.
You know, they're saying, oh, she's signed.
She's saying she's signed for it Christmas time.
And then we had a volunteer that clambered through a window and went up there.
Well, I don't know which volunteer clambered through a window, but I know it is, and they never come back, right?
Probably didn't like the hard work involved, I expect.
But number one, I've never asked a volunteer to climb through any window.
And number two, that shows that we had access to it previous to that.
So...
Why would anybody climb through a window and drag 250 bags of donations through a window?
Get a life.
It's Friday night, and you're researching me online.
I mean, I'm quite sad Saturday doing baubles, you know, watching Denton Ranch.
But I'm happy with that lifestyle.
But you have spent all evening researching me and being obsessed with me.
That's really sad.
You're really sad, guys.
You know, even the public are telling you now, other than your sycophants that's following you around, even the public are telling you how sad you are.
It's just like, you know, I can't believe...
Why didn't you ask me?
And I would have told you, well, we took them up the staircase.
If you'd have said, well, how did you get those donations up there?
Well, we took them up the staircase, through a door.
Remember the door?
Remember I did a demonstration on how a door works?
You unlock it or kick it through for the drama and the content.
Yeah?
And then you put one foot in front of the other and then you walk up the stairs and you put a bag down and then you come back down the stairs and then you pick up another bag.
Or you can human chain it as well.
It's a lot easier if you human chain it up there.
Oh, Mr. God, get a life.