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How are you guys - 30 Mar 2026 - (358 words) - Jaynes Baby Bank

How are you guys?
I am feeling a lot better now since I've been on the Iodosa Met for me.
I'm not craving half as much sweet stuff.
It's crazy, isn't it?
Well, I'm not like a new person, but I'm completely different to what I've been the last couple of weeks.
I haven't been well at all.
Anyway, I found this.
It's an A4 one.
It's usually we stick them in the window for people, these big ones.
I'm going to stick it to the bucket, the bright yellow bucket, right?
Because, well, not for the visually impaired, because I know the visually impaired can listen.
And I'm not speaking like this for the auditory impaired either.
I'm speaking like this for the morons.
They can't come put.
They can't come put.
OK, this is my registered trademark CIC number, my not for profit number.
Not for profits need to have an audited accountant.
That means even my accountant got to be audited to make sure they're not swindling money from my not for profit.
OK?
Got it?
These stalkers, they don't listen to a word you say.
They make it all up as they go along.
And then it's going to go on here with my trademarked logo.
A name that's been authorized by the Financial Conduct Authority.
I've asked them for some stickers to stick to the bucket too.
Maybe a big flag to stick out the top of it.
OK?
It's been authorized because it doesn't say James Baby Bank Charity.
It says James Baby Bank and Charity Shop.
It's up to the Financial Conduct Authority if I don't run my shops charitably.
It doesn't say and it doesn't say charity.
It says and.
That's an and.
Did you know that's an and?
I don't think you do half of you.
Yes.
So that's my trademark logo.
And yes, I have written it on my pen.
And yes, you may not have seen it.
However, I have this nice big one for you now there.
Yeah.
So you don't need to embarrass yourself now and get dressed in the morning in your scruff bag.