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Oh, morning, guys - 12 Mar 2026 - (1,077 words) - Jaynes Baby Bank

Oh, morning, guys.
Oh, look at it.
The end is nigh.
Look at the sky as we fall in there.
Where's the sun gone?
Oh, we need the sun.
We need to manifest the sun all day and rain at night.
We're happy to have rain at night to me, guys.
Right, so I think it's been another bad week for the haters.
I think the worst thing Sherlock could have done, the best thing for us was bringing it to Facebook.
The worst thing for Sherlock and his team of charities, Pinky and the Brain, and the rest of them, was to bring it to Facebook because now they've got all the crazies and the care in the communities on there, which is, you know, just absolutely making them look ridiculous.
I mean, we've had the, oh my god, the shop was shut at 4 o'clock.
Well, look, it's shut at 4 o'clock, you know.
We've had the, oh my god, don't buy VHSs from there, even though you're in buying VHSs and we've got CCTV of you buying VHSs.
We've had quite a few crazies on there, to be fair play.
It's beginning to look a bit like a community forum for care in the community.
And the community challenged, and Tourette's Syndrome, with the stuff they're ranting out there.
Have you seen it?
Anyway, they haven't done themselves any favours this week.
The lady who has led us down quite a few times offered to volunteer, offered to volunteer again out of the blue, which I thought was strange, and then wanted to bring her pet to work, which I thought was even stranger.
So I said, well, I'll have to check, because I thought I'd only buy a red lap and there's no other change if she wants to bring her pet to work.
And I thought, no, no, she ain't going to turn up, right?
She ain't going to turn up.
What she wants is cannon fodder for the group.
She wants to involve herself in the group, and she's got nothing that she can involve, this Lisa Marie.
She had absolutely nothing, right, that she could bring to the group about us.
So she thought she would stick something in the messenger that she could take back to the group to make herself look self-important.
Well, that's totally backfired, because she sent me a message, which I didn't seem to have just wondered, because I knew she was not going to turn up.
And I knew that it was nonsense in the first place.
So she then sent me a message calling me a used tampon.
I mean, who other than Camilla and Charles uses that terminology?
Who uses that terminology other than Charles and Camilla?
I mean, you stoop lower than Camilla's knickers.
That's saying something, innit?
I am, you know, by no means have I been on any etiquette training courses or any finishing school courses myself, but what a way to talk as a woman.
And do you know what?
I'm so glad that we never actually let you volunteer, because you would have been around vulnerable adults that were volunteering, and you would have been around vulnerable mothers, you know, and children.
And that's how you behaved when we gave you enough rope to hang yourself, by saying, yeah, come in, bring your dog, let's see what goes on, innit?
I have got staff that have dogs, and they do work in different places, and sometimes we don't have... they do have their own service dogs, and they have the paperwork with them.
Sometimes, when we have a vulnerable adult, we don't put a customer face in, so you might never meet them.
They might be somewhere else in a room, sorting something out, because it's better for them, safer for them, and better for us.
Some people have been absolutely fantastic.
Alison was brilliant.
She was so good with fundraisers, so good with all the customers, such a lovely personality.
Welcome back anytime, she knows that.
When she's ready, she'll come back, I'm sure.
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.
And we've got Tracy as well.
I've got Tracy, who always wants to volunteer.
It's a bit cold at the moment, guys, you don't want to be volunteering yet.
But I'm so glad that this woman didn't slip through the net, because you've seen more of her personality.
The minute she thought she had a bit of cannon fodder, she took it to that group, that malicious group about us.
And it's just made that group look like a laughing stock again.
I mean, you've got that Louise Edwards doing TikToks about us, and that was their biggest mistake ever involving her.
Biggest mistake.
Because it made us look so good.
And Fair Play, Daniel, represented us very, very well.
Didn't need Fair Play.
I don't think I would have.
I wouldn't have been as good as Daniel.
But yet, again, it's been another bad week for the Heaters, because they're following such a ramble of blooming idiots.
And it just makes them look ridiculous, don't it?
Half the people on there are the same people all the time.
Half of them won't even give their details.
And they won't even put their name to it.
The ones that do put their name to it have had long-standing problems with us and support the other charities, we know that.
But yeah, the best thing for us was Sherlock bringing it to Facebook with all the crazies and all the blooming kid in the communities and all the blooming community-challenged people now participating in their group.
And I mean, even their new followers, these idiots, are saying to Sherlock that's pulling the Naloxone videos out of the bag.
We still stock Naloxone.
We've still got Naloxone in the shops.
Even those videos from years ago, out of the bag.
Right?
And it's like, that was years ago when you reported us for giving out Naloxone, which we aren't.
We were giving it out with stockists.
Yeah, and we've had the training to do it.
I saw the staff.
Right?
And even the crazies on your own page are saying, can we have some context on this video?
Even they are saying it, you know, can we have some context on why you're bringing this up now?
Yeah.
Well, here we are.
Another good week for us, and another bad week for them.