Oh my god, guys, right - 21 Feb 2026 - (304 words) - Jaynes Baby Bank
Oh my god, guys, right?
I'm literally mid-toot, right?
I've got enough toot-toot clubbing garage, right?
I could circle the world for conference three times, right?
Honestly, mid-toot.
We've got a delivery!
What have we got?
What's in the box?
What's in the box?
What's in the box today?
I reckon they're pants.
I reckon these are pants!
Brilliant!
Let's have a look at them, guys.
Is it?
Yes, guys!
We're talking pants.
Let's have a look.
Where's all the other charities doing this?
Boxer shorts!
Heavy flow!
Where's my boxer shorts heavy flow girls at?
Yes!
Extra small one.
Small times one.
Medium times one.
Large times one.
I've still got my list, mate.
What else have we got?
What is my Christmas guide?
We've got teen stretch.
Oh my god.
Stretch midi heavy flow.
Oh my god, it's like Christmas!
Thank you to the council for these reusable period pads.
Reusable period pads!
I've got people on my list for these!
Yes!
Stretch high waist medium flow.
Literally mid-toot I was, guys.
Mid-toot.
I'm always mid-toot when something comes down.
Menstrual caps.
I don't know about them.
Does anybody want to use menstrual caps?
But there we are.
Each to your own in there.
Menstrual caps heavy flows!
Let's have a go girls, is there?
And boys.
It's like Christmas!
All biodegradable packaging.
Look at the box.
We've got girls, let's have a look.
Pads.
Reusable pads.
How many is in there?
One size.
Medium flow.
Are they all needs?
All needs?
We're all needs!
Brilliant guys, aren't they?
Yeah.
So we've had this out of our grant now.
From the council.
Previously we were buying them from our fundraising.
But obviously there's no way we could have afforded these.
Hang on, I've got to use my one good tothlet.
Ah, wonderful!
I'm literally mid-toot, right?
I've got enough toot-toot clubbing garage, right?
I could circle the world for conference three times, right?
Honestly, mid-toot.
We've got a delivery!
What have we got?
What's in the box?
What's in the box?
What's in the box today?
I reckon they're pants.
I reckon these are pants!
Brilliant!
Let's have a look at them, guys.
Is it?
Yes, guys!
We're talking pants.
Let's have a look.
Where's all the other charities doing this?
Boxer shorts!
Heavy flow!
Where's my boxer shorts heavy flow girls at?
Yes!
Extra small one.
Small times one.
Medium times one.
Large times one.
I've still got my list, mate.
What else have we got?
What is my Christmas guide?
We've got teen stretch.
Oh my god.
Stretch midi heavy flow.
Oh my god, it's like Christmas!
Thank you to the council for these reusable period pads.
Reusable period pads!
I've got people on my list for these!
Yes!
Stretch high waist medium flow.
Literally mid-toot I was, guys.
Mid-toot.
I'm always mid-toot when something comes down.
Menstrual caps.
I don't know about them.
Does anybody want to use menstrual caps?
But there we are.
Each to your own in there.
Menstrual caps heavy flows!
Let's have a go girls, is there?
And boys.
It's like Christmas!
All biodegradable packaging.
Look at the box.
We've got girls, let's have a look.
Pads.
Reusable pads.
How many is in there?
One size.
Medium flow.
Are they all needs?
All needs?
We're all needs!
Brilliant guys, aren't they?
Yeah.
So we've had this out of our grant now.
From the council.
Previously we were buying them from our fundraising.
But obviously there's no way we could have afforded these.
Hang on, I've got to use my one good tothlet.
Ah, wonderful!