Oh, sorry guys.
I've hit some sort of traffic jam in Masseycommer, so I've had to come around the turn of Earthway.
The rest of the roads are quite clear, but it was just getting through that bit.
This is why I really need somebody from Caerphilly to run Caerphilly Shop, because I hit the bottleneck in Masseycommer.
Masseycommer it was, not Lambradder.
And it can be a nuisance.
I've either got to come in really early or really late, and I've come in later to try and miss the traffic.
Even though it's half term, and there's roadworks going on now in Masseycommer.
So, I'm gutted really, because I like Caerphilly Shop, especially when the back is open and I can sit there all day in the summer and the spring.
It's lovely.
Well, in the winter it didn't bother me, but I really need somebody from Caerphilly now to open up and lock up.
Because otherwise I've got to shut earlier and later to try and get home.
Otherwise I'm in traffic for an hour, just trying to get home back to Blackwood.
We were in a place in Blackwood today.
I'm not... I'm not today, tomorrow.
I'm not really overwhelmed by it.
I've got to be honest with you.
They said, come and have a look at it and see if we can do you a deal.
I'm not that bothered with that one.
So, we'll have a look.
But I think it's going to be more... I think the prices are starting to come down only fractionally in Blackwood.
But they're going to have to come down, because before long there will be no shops left.
You know.
So, they're going to have to bring their rents right the way down and get their head off their high horses and realise that there is nobody out there making a living anymore.
Unless they're doing it not for profit like we are.
You can't run a business in a shop now and make money, you know, because of the way that the UK runs.
Yes, so there we are.
Don't forget Daniel's doing his free £10 for regular shoppers this week.
We've got a couple of offers on as well.
But yeah, I could do with somebody now from the Caerphilly area to open up and lock up a Caerphilly shop because I just keep eating it in the bottleneck.
And really, you know, we need to be... I need to be in one of the donation centres now, not in the little shops unfortunately.
Can I go round this bus or is he going to pull off?
What's he going to do?
What's he going to do?
I don't know.
Yes, did you see the post yesterday?
Oh, well, I haven't had no bundle offer.
Well, do you want to ask?
Do you want to get off your backside and ask for it?
You know, I'm not the Easter Bunny.
I'm not the tough fairy.
I don't just deliver it to you.
I don't know when you've had your baby.
I don't even know if you're having a baby in there, should you tell me?
And then there was another one there.
They said, I come in and some woman dragged me in there.
I bet that was Dawn.
That little old woman that dragged her.
And it was probably Dawn, our book manager.
And then did you see the other one that was going to come in and mess up Dawn's books?
She's 70 years of age.
She goes round all our shops and round all the libraries helping them.
And she was going to come in and mess up all the books.
Anyway, this one came in.
She's like, I come in and I was like, oh my God, oh my God.
I didn't know what to do.
I didn't know what to do.
And then they only took card.
Well, yeah, because every money loon droney ever takes card, don't they?
Fools.
Anyway.
Look how many of them got a gang up to try and take us down, guys, innit?
Yeah?
Look at them.
All coming out the woodwork.
And those videos that's being posted by...
They're being posted by other people, you know.
Other people have had enough of these people as well.
They've all gone to social services and the police.
They are aware of these videos before they're even going out.
Okay?
But it's time that people realise the type of people these are and what lengths they'll go to.
To get their own way.
And to pick on people.
And if that's how they treat their own children, you can see exactly how they're treating me, can't you?
Oh, nice window.
Oh, they've got their St. David's.
Oh, that's nice.
They've painted the window there.
Twin Tiavan.
Lovely.
Nice.
Looks nice, Tiavan.
So, yes, I've got to go to my shop now once I get around there.
But I could really do with somebody who lives down the road now.
Because...
I'd like to just get in past that Marcy Cummer bit for me.
Because of the permanent bottleneck.
You'd think they'd have built a flyover over it by now, wouldn't they?
What has he taken a picture of?
Ooh, so I think he was taking a picture of them, wasn't he?
There's the Purple House.
Purple and pink.
So I might as well stay on now and remind you where we are, perhaps.
What is he doing by here now?
Trying to get in the space, is he?
Oh, it's ambitious.
Unless he's done it a few times, perhaps.
Perhaps he lives there, he's done it a few times.
I wouldn't bother with that one.
Oh, there you go there.
Valentine's up.
Oh, Valentine's are gone, aren't they?
Got a few people in by love spells.
And then one lady came in yesterday.
She said, I don't want to love spell it.
I said, I don't want to have the money one over you.
There we are.
Turn left by Newlock.
Oh, we've got work, man.
This will be done by the end of the week, I reckon.
Will be done and done by the end of the week.
So...
It's nuts in here, guys.
Absolutely nuts.
It really is.
Where's this lady going now?
Is she going to get in this car and pull off so I can move off a bit?
She might do.