A few customers in, guys, despite the rain - 7 Feb 2026 - (2,250 words) - Jaynes Baby Bank
A few customers in, guys, despite the rain.
Fair play.
I think they were coming up because they came running in, yeah?
Fair play, they came running in, yeah?
What's the matter, Owen?
Sonny Noah the bird killer.
What's the matter, Owen?
Got to go and run off and clean your hard drive, have you?
Didn't like the seizure devices comment, did you?
You watch I don't come to your house and take the devices myself.
And hand them in to the police.
Because unfortunately they need a warrant to come in your house.
I don't.
Number seven, innit?
I think I've got it written down somewhere by you.
Yeah, I've got it down there.
You watch I don't come and take them devices.
Do you honestly believe I went out of my way to trademark Caerphilly Bird Rescue for myself?
Or do you think I did it for someone else?
Do you think I did it to flush you out?
Because I knew it was you.
But I couldn't find any links.
Do you honestly believe that I went out of my way to trademark Caerphilly Bird Rescue?
To run it as a bird rescue.
So what do you think I actually did Owen?
Somebody's panicking.
He's got to run off and clean his hard drive.
Now guys, red flag.
Red flag.
Deactivating his account.
He's removed himself as Caerphilly Bird Rescue with a duplicate copy.
Bearing in mind that my image is my own photo for that.
So it's copyrighted.
Because it's my copyright and it's trademark.
These are the bastards that killed all those birds.
Don't stick up for them.
Because Twat Warner, the wife, was in the shop fundraising.
Don't forget they weren't registered mine.
They weren't a registered CIC or nothing.
That's what they say about me.
She's not registered nothing.
She wasn't registered nothing.
Whose name is the account with 80,000 pounds in, Owen?
He's sat there now thinking, what the fuck does she know about that?
I know a lot of things.
I know a lot of things.
On contrary to popular belief, I'm not a stalker.
They just happened to fall in my lap, all this information.
But I think Owen's shat his pants there.
Girls, what do you reckon?
He looks like he's running off to clear his hard drive a bit quick, doesn't he?
Don't stick up for these people.
They killed all them birds and exploited them.
And they were told they couldn't run it no more.
And they've still got birds and they've still got animals even though they're on a ban.
And they've still been fundraising.
Hopefully they haven't got any birds stashed away somewhere.
They're suffering.
And they've just been fundraising and keeping the money.
Maybe that's what the 80 grand is for.
What do you think, don't it, guys?
What would we do if we had 80 grand?
I know what we'd do.
We'd employ some others to help us out.
Give them some part-time work.
It'd be nice, wouldn't it?
It'd be nice.
It's quite quiet now, though.
January and February is quiet, right?
It's really quiet.
But come spring now when it warms up a bit and the weather's nicer.
People take the kids to school and then they're like, well I've got a couple of hours in between.
I don't really want to go home.
They'll come in and help us, you know.
We know that.
I had a few people wanting to join just before Christmas.
It's no point because it's dead.
There's a door post, you know.
Usually picked up by now, mind.
I was talking to Yusuf down by there in the New World Rulies and he said usually, January is awful, but February, it picks up, like you said, but it's been dreadful.
And it is, fair play, I've got to be honest.
People stopping left, right and centre and they, you know, people losing their businesses and stuff.
It's just awful.
And I think it's going to be pubs and cafes next.
I think they're going to start folding next.
It's awful, isn't it?
It really is.
What I see a lot of take-aways doing is...
Hey, Graham, you all right?
What I see annually, so you all right?
What I, what I see a lot of people doing with the cafes now is they got a cafe by day and then maybe like a takeaway by night, like a kebab shop.
So there's like two of them in one shop.
So they're splitting the rent, which is a good idea in there to try and keep going.
Yeah, Brett Owens panicking.
I don't think he like that, seize the devices.
We needed a reason to seize the devices comment, did he?
We didn't have enough on him before, did we?
But now, after we've had two weeks of abuse, that's why I haven't run the case yet.
They got to do something, don't they?
Now they got an excuse, don't they, to go in and seize all the devices.
I bet he's there now.
Grambling on the keyboard.
Why?
With the mouse.
This software designer.
If he's a software designer, he'd probably got a button and go...
It'd all be on the hard drive.
And notice he'd removed the fake Kiffity Bird website using our trademark logo, copyrighted logo.
And he'd already removed that one as admin.
Those people on that page, guys, they've all got criminal convictions.
Some have been reported by the BBC.
Do you really want to support people with criminal convictions that killed animals?
Are there other types of people you want to be supporting?
You don't have to support me.
I'm not saying pick between me or them.
What I'm saying is definitely don't support them.
Go and support somebody else.
You don't have to come in here and support us.
You know that.
And as for the pantry, we were thinking of doing it anyway and we've applied for funding to do it.
Like I said, everything's in limbo at the moment because we're waiting on so much funding to come in.
And because we're the new CIC, it's our first lot of funding.
We've got to keep sending things off like...
Is he gone yet?
Not away?
He's still deactivating his account.
He'd probably take him all day because he's got like 5,600 fake accounts.
Because we're new, look, it's taking so long to get signed up to everything.
Daniel Atta, we signed up for, you know, the Tesco things.
The little counters you put behind in the collection pots, you know, the little blue counters.
He signed up for them in Tescos but he had to even put like six pieces of ID just for the Tesco tokens.
I understand why because they've got to justify where the money got to go, haven't they?
But it's just so time consuming all the time, you know.
We've got to keep pulling things up and looking for stuff and adding stuff.
What we need now is a grant to employ a grants manager.
Right?
That's what we need.
And you can do it because I know other charities have done it.
And I know my friend at a charity, she employed a grants manager, like part-time wages, and they worked from home.
You know.
So they were online all day applying for the grants.
And then she was off doing what she needed to do with her charity sort of thing.
So that's what we would have to do.
Are you raws?
You alright?
So yeah.
That's what we need now, don't we?
A grants manager, warehouse manager, oh my god.
There's always the plan though, there's always the plan to take on people with paid roles as well.
We can help as many people out as we can, like with jobs and whatever, we will.
There's something going on in Pontypool today.
There's some valentines there.
I didn't even see it advertised.
They've got something in the Indomarket.
They usually do something in the Indomarket.
And they've got crazy golf and everything out there, so shame it's tipping them.
I shall put the credit card off in the Indomarket.
I'm in all sounds, won't I?
They'll be playing it today, surely.
Oh, are they under the Boops canopy?
They might be under the Boops canopy, because there's a big Boops shop there, but it's empty.
Oh yeah, give me a shout before you come down there, because...
I don't want you to come down there and annoy your sea bars.
Because we're a bit short-staffed at the moment.
A couple of my staff have had bereavements and they're not very good.
A couple of them, three or four of them.
There's nothing we can do about that, is there?
And I've said, when they're ready, they'll come back.
So it'll probably be about spring now.
So we're a bit short-staffed, we are.
And like I said, we're running around now, doing all these different things.
Because we're like trying to apply for this, trying to apply for that.
And we're a little bit like rabbit in the headlights with it.
Because we don't know where to start, you know.
It needs to be done methodically, I think.
And then some, you've got to apply by such and such a date.
And we don't want to miss the dates.
We're trying to put that on the calendars.
So we could do it with just like one person, sort of, working on the grants now.
There's loads of stuff to do.
There's Sainsbury's and Asda's.
Do they do the tokens behind the counter?
Like Tesco?
Oh, it's just looking for stuff.
You've got to keep googling and looking for stuff.
Like, what can you get grants for?
What can you get this for, you know?
I think when they start coming in, it'll be good.
But I don't want to...
Well, you know, I'm a bit worried about everything.
With the way the economy is going.
But I don't want to expand now until we've got funding behind us.
Maybe a year ago, I would have been more positive about expanding.
But now the economy is going downhill.
Shops are shuttling left, right and centre.
So it's like...
You know?
I think if I went to like a financial advisor, they would say, Yeah, you need to wait.
You need to wait and you need to wait until you've got proper funding behind you.
Because the other thing is, we don't want to take on a warehouse for like two years.
And then they say, oh yeah, you can't be here now.
You know, like my friend was in there, either two or three years.
And then they put the rent up by five grand a year.
And it was like really...
Oh, she had to give it up.
And it was like...
You know, and that was another like food bank service.
It was like really five grand a year.
It was dreadful, innit?
So she had to give up the warehouse.
You know, which is sad, you know.
I think what we really need is to buy our own place.
I think.
Because obviously a lot of the fundraising goes on rents and bills.
But if we owned our own warehouse, that would be better.
Maybe five years down the line, I don't know.
But I was then, innit?
And we don't have to worry about moving stuff.
We had a couple of people in.
I don't know about Dan.
Fonty Po didn't look very busy.
Unless they're all doing the Valentine's Day thing at the top first.
They look a bit sad, the crazy golf thing, in the rain on his own.
They look really nice, the crazy golf.
I don't know what we're doing tomorrow.
I think Daniel wants to shift some stock over the donation centre tomorrow.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Maybe I'll have a look at these grant things online.
I've got a couple of phones to fill in.
What can I do now?
It takes up a lot of time doing that.
I think we need a separate person now to do that.
Yeah, so just keep reporting the group guys.
Just keep reporting it as an harassment or whatever.
It'll go down eventually, I'm sure it will.
But I mean, look how bad they are.
You can see us then, Pe. Talking to themselves.
Talking to themselves, like.
Naps, innit?
Right, I'm going to go now.
I've got to go to Lou.
Oh, I've got some stuff in the car.
I've got to come in, I've forgotten to bring it in.
And then I've got a bit of fruit for dinner.
The man just bought me a pair of shoes.
He said, oh they're Morel, they're good make.
I've never heard of them have I?
Morels.
They look nice, I mean they're in good condition.
I'll have a look online, I've never heard of that brand.
Right, I'm going to go now guys.
Just thank you for coming out to see us today.
We do appreciate it.
And yeah, going forward we're going to be doing our pantry bags.
We're going to open a pantry anyway.
So, like I said, we're just waiting on funding.
And we'll see what this Watson's doing up there now, is it?
See what he's up to now, Halloween.
Clearing his hard drive, the scummy little ship.
There he is.
Fair play.
I think they were coming up because they came running in, yeah?
Fair play, they came running in, yeah?
What's the matter, Owen?
Sonny Noah the bird killer.
What's the matter, Owen?
Got to go and run off and clean your hard drive, have you?
Didn't like the seizure devices comment, did you?
You watch I don't come to your house and take the devices myself.
And hand them in to the police.
Because unfortunately they need a warrant to come in your house.
I don't.
Number seven, innit?
I think I've got it written down somewhere by you.
Yeah, I've got it down there.
You watch I don't come and take them devices.
Do you honestly believe I went out of my way to trademark Caerphilly Bird Rescue for myself?
Or do you think I did it for someone else?
Do you think I did it to flush you out?
Because I knew it was you.
But I couldn't find any links.
Do you honestly believe that I went out of my way to trademark Caerphilly Bird Rescue?
To run it as a bird rescue.
So what do you think I actually did Owen?
Somebody's panicking.
He's got to run off and clean his hard drive.
Now guys, red flag.
Red flag.
Deactivating his account.
He's removed himself as Caerphilly Bird Rescue with a duplicate copy.
Bearing in mind that my image is my own photo for that.
So it's copyrighted.
Because it's my copyright and it's trademark.
These are the bastards that killed all those birds.
Don't stick up for them.
Because Twat Warner, the wife, was in the shop fundraising.
Don't forget they weren't registered mine.
They weren't a registered CIC or nothing.
That's what they say about me.
She's not registered nothing.
She wasn't registered nothing.
Whose name is the account with 80,000 pounds in, Owen?
He's sat there now thinking, what the fuck does she know about that?
I know a lot of things.
I know a lot of things.
On contrary to popular belief, I'm not a stalker.
They just happened to fall in my lap, all this information.
But I think Owen's shat his pants there.
Girls, what do you reckon?
He looks like he's running off to clear his hard drive a bit quick, doesn't he?
Don't stick up for these people.
They killed all them birds and exploited them.
And they were told they couldn't run it no more.
And they've still got birds and they've still got animals even though they're on a ban.
And they've still been fundraising.
Hopefully they haven't got any birds stashed away somewhere.
They're suffering.
And they've just been fundraising and keeping the money.
Maybe that's what the 80 grand is for.
What do you think, don't it, guys?
What would we do if we had 80 grand?
I know what we'd do.
We'd employ some others to help us out.
Give them some part-time work.
It'd be nice, wouldn't it?
It'd be nice.
It's quite quiet now, though.
January and February is quiet, right?
It's really quiet.
But come spring now when it warms up a bit and the weather's nicer.
People take the kids to school and then they're like, well I've got a couple of hours in between.
I don't really want to go home.
They'll come in and help us, you know.
We know that.
I had a few people wanting to join just before Christmas.
It's no point because it's dead.
There's a door post, you know.
Usually picked up by now, mind.
I was talking to Yusuf down by there in the New World Rulies and he said usually, January is awful, but February, it picks up, like you said, but it's been dreadful.
And it is, fair play, I've got to be honest.
People stopping left, right and centre and they, you know, people losing their businesses and stuff.
It's just awful.
And I think it's going to be pubs and cafes next.
I think they're going to start folding next.
It's awful, isn't it?
It really is.
What I see a lot of take-aways doing is...
Hey, Graham, you all right?
What I see annually, so you all right?
What I, what I see a lot of people doing with the cafes now is they got a cafe by day and then maybe like a takeaway by night, like a kebab shop.
So there's like two of them in one shop.
So they're splitting the rent, which is a good idea in there to try and keep going.
Yeah, Brett Owens panicking.
I don't think he like that, seize the devices.
We needed a reason to seize the devices comment, did he?
We didn't have enough on him before, did we?
But now, after we've had two weeks of abuse, that's why I haven't run the case yet.
They got to do something, don't they?
Now they got an excuse, don't they, to go in and seize all the devices.
I bet he's there now.
Grambling on the keyboard.
Why?
With the mouse.
This software designer.
If he's a software designer, he'd probably got a button and go...
It'd all be on the hard drive.
And notice he'd removed the fake Kiffity Bird website using our trademark logo, copyrighted logo.
And he'd already removed that one as admin.
Those people on that page, guys, they've all got criminal convictions.
Some have been reported by the BBC.
Do you really want to support people with criminal convictions that killed animals?
Are there other types of people you want to be supporting?
You don't have to support me.
I'm not saying pick between me or them.
What I'm saying is definitely don't support them.
Go and support somebody else.
You don't have to come in here and support us.
You know that.
And as for the pantry, we were thinking of doing it anyway and we've applied for funding to do it.
Like I said, everything's in limbo at the moment because we're waiting on so much funding to come in.
And because we're the new CIC, it's our first lot of funding.
We've got to keep sending things off like...
Is he gone yet?
Not away?
He's still deactivating his account.
He'd probably take him all day because he's got like 5,600 fake accounts.
Because we're new, look, it's taking so long to get signed up to everything.
Daniel Atta, we signed up for, you know, the Tesco things.
The little counters you put behind in the collection pots, you know, the little blue counters.
He signed up for them in Tescos but he had to even put like six pieces of ID just for the Tesco tokens.
I understand why because they've got to justify where the money got to go, haven't they?
But it's just so time consuming all the time, you know.
We've got to keep pulling things up and looking for stuff and adding stuff.
What we need now is a grant to employ a grants manager.
Right?
That's what we need.
And you can do it because I know other charities have done it.
And I know my friend at a charity, she employed a grants manager, like part-time wages, and they worked from home.
You know.
So they were online all day applying for the grants.
And then she was off doing what she needed to do with her charity sort of thing.
So that's what we would have to do.
Are you raws?
You alright?
So yeah.
That's what we need now, don't we?
A grants manager, warehouse manager, oh my god.
There's always the plan though, there's always the plan to take on people with paid roles as well.
We can help as many people out as we can, like with jobs and whatever, we will.
There's something going on in Pontypool today.
There's some valentines there.
I didn't even see it advertised.
They've got something in the Indomarket.
They usually do something in the Indomarket.
And they've got crazy golf and everything out there, so shame it's tipping them.
I shall put the credit card off in the Indomarket.
I'm in all sounds, won't I?
They'll be playing it today, surely.
Oh, are they under the Boops canopy?
They might be under the Boops canopy, because there's a big Boops shop there, but it's empty.
Oh yeah, give me a shout before you come down there, because...
I don't want you to come down there and annoy your sea bars.
Because we're a bit short-staffed at the moment.
A couple of my staff have had bereavements and they're not very good.
A couple of them, three or four of them.
There's nothing we can do about that, is there?
And I've said, when they're ready, they'll come back.
So it'll probably be about spring now.
So we're a bit short-staffed, we are.
And like I said, we're running around now, doing all these different things.
Because we're like trying to apply for this, trying to apply for that.
And we're a little bit like rabbit in the headlights with it.
Because we don't know where to start, you know.
It needs to be done methodically, I think.
And then some, you've got to apply by such and such a date.
And we don't want to miss the dates.
We're trying to put that on the calendars.
So we could do it with just like one person, sort of, working on the grants now.
There's loads of stuff to do.
There's Sainsbury's and Asda's.
Do they do the tokens behind the counter?
Like Tesco?
Oh, it's just looking for stuff.
You've got to keep googling and looking for stuff.
Like, what can you get grants for?
What can you get this for, you know?
I think when they start coming in, it'll be good.
But I don't want to...
Well, you know, I'm a bit worried about everything.
With the way the economy is going.
But I don't want to expand now until we've got funding behind us.
Maybe a year ago, I would have been more positive about expanding.
But now the economy is going downhill.
Shops are shuttling left, right and centre.
So it's like...
You know?
I think if I went to like a financial advisor, they would say, Yeah, you need to wait.
You need to wait and you need to wait until you've got proper funding behind you.
Because the other thing is, we don't want to take on a warehouse for like two years.
And then they say, oh yeah, you can't be here now.
You know, like my friend was in there, either two or three years.
And then they put the rent up by five grand a year.
And it was like really...
Oh, she had to give it up.
And it was like...
You know, and that was another like food bank service.
It was like really five grand a year.
It was dreadful, innit?
So she had to give up the warehouse.
You know, which is sad, you know.
I think what we really need is to buy our own place.
I think.
Because obviously a lot of the fundraising goes on rents and bills.
But if we owned our own warehouse, that would be better.
Maybe five years down the line, I don't know.
But I was then, innit?
And we don't have to worry about moving stuff.
We had a couple of people in.
I don't know about Dan.
Fonty Po didn't look very busy.
Unless they're all doing the Valentine's Day thing at the top first.
They look a bit sad, the crazy golf thing, in the rain on his own.
They look really nice, the crazy golf.
I don't know what we're doing tomorrow.
I think Daniel wants to shift some stock over the donation centre tomorrow.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Maybe I'll have a look at these grant things online.
I've got a couple of phones to fill in.
What can I do now?
It takes up a lot of time doing that.
I think we need a separate person now to do that.
Yeah, so just keep reporting the group guys.
Just keep reporting it as an harassment or whatever.
It'll go down eventually, I'm sure it will.
But I mean, look how bad they are.
You can see us then, Pe. Talking to themselves.
Talking to themselves, like.
Naps, innit?
Right, I'm going to go now.
I've got to go to Lou.
Oh, I've got some stuff in the car.
I've got to come in, I've forgotten to bring it in.
And then I've got a bit of fruit for dinner.
The man just bought me a pair of shoes.
He said, oh they're Morel, they're good make.
I've never heard of them have I?
Morels.
They look nice, I mean they're in good condition.
I'll have a look online, I've never heard of that brand.
Right, I'm going to go now guys.
Just thank you for coming out to see us today.
We do appreciate it.
And yeah, going forward we're going to be doing our pantry bags.
We're going to open a pantry anyway.
So, like I said, we're just waiting on funding.
And we'll see what this Watson's doing up there now, is it?
See what he's up to now, Halloween.
Clearing his hard drive, the scummy little ship.
There he is.