Alright, so evening guys - 28 Jan 2026 - (289 words) - Jaynes Baby Bank
Alright, so evening guys.
I'm going home now.
I'm going home now.
It was a lot warmer today in the shop I found.
So that's good.
It's been so cold.
Got heaters and everything, but I just can't function when it's cold like that.
So, I'm glad really.
My pizza.
The delivery guy came in and he went, pizza?
And I went with his hands out really wide as the door.
And I was like, yeah.
But he didn't have a pizza there.
It was just demonstrating the size of the pizza.
And then he disappeared for ages.
And I was like, is he gone now?
Because I had it delivered.
Because I'm 100% sure whoever greggs was at the top were down the bottom.
And I thought, well I'm going to have to have it delivered or I'm going to have to pack up everything.
So I thought, well I'll order four pieces.
I thought they'd be tiny, well only one piece.
I've got two for tomorrow and then Dan's going to have the three for tea.
So I'd ordered a four piece because it was like 99p delivery.
So I thought, well, you know, it's only up there.
And...
He's gone for ages.
And I was thinking, where's he gone now with his pizza?
He said he had it in his hands and she didn't have it.
And I was like, where's he gone?
Here he comes now with his massive pizza box.
Oh god, what have I ordered now?
And I opened it up and it was six slices.
They were massive, right?
I was like, I can't eat that.
I could literally only get three quarters of one and then I've got two and a quarter.
I'm going home now.
I'm going home now.
It was a lot warmer today in the shop I found.
So that's good.
It's been so cold.
Got heaters and everything, but I just can't function when it's cold like that.
So, I'm glad really.
My pizza.
The delivery guy came in and he went, pizza?
And I went with his hands out really wide as the door.
And I was like, yeah.
But he didn't have a pizza there.
It was just demonstrating the size of the pizza.
And then he disappeared for ages.
And I was like, is he gone now?
Because I had it delivered.
Because I'm 100% sure whoever greggs was at the top were down the bottom.
And I thought, well I'm going to have to have it delivered or I'm going to have to pack up everything.
So I thought, well I'll order four pieces.
I thought they'd be tiny, well only one piece.
I've got two for tomorrow and then Dan's going to have the three for tea.
So I'd ordered a four piece because it was like 99p delivery.
So I thought, well, you know, it's only up there.
And...
He's gone for ages.
And I was thinking, where's he gone now with his pizza?
He said he had it in his hands and she didn't have it.
And I was like, where's he gone?
Here he comes now with his massive pizza box.
Oh god, what have I ordered now?
And I opened it up and it was six slices.
They were massive, right?
I was like, I can't eat that.
I could literally only get three quarters of one and then I've got two and a quarter.