Evening, guys.
Can I get a flash on?
Yes, I can.
I've got a bulb out there.
You alright, Rollo?
You say hello, Rollo.
Say hello to people.
You okay?
She's having a poo.
She's one of our old girls.
One of our old girls we rescued!
What are you now, 19?
19?
Do you know she had a funny two in the one night?
And we were really upset.
Wrapped her in a foil blanket.
Thought that's it.
She's gonna go use foil blankets.
Best thing since sliced bread, right?
And...
I brought my dad.
My dad dug an hole.
Dad dug an hole ready with my other cats, right?
And about... I cried all night.
We were in my arms like a baby.
Absolutely cried, right?
And we hadn't had her long.
We'd only had her about six months then.
Because we took her off another family, you know.
Rescued her off another family that weren't coping.
And we knew she was 18.
And I said to Daniel, if we don't go and get this cat, because it was up on for free on Marketplace.
I said, look, if we don't go and get this cat, this cat's going to be passed around in the later stages of her life.
I said, let's go and get it.
We know we won't sell her on a reomer or anything.
And when we picked her up, she was quite perky because she was going to go to my mother's.
And we were like, she's quite social.
She knows I'm talking about her.
She knows I'm talking about her.
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
You know what I'm talking about.
And I said, Anna, let's take her back to how it was because we've got other cats.
I said, I think she's quite social.
Yes, very noisy.
She's gone a bit deaf over the years.
So when she meows, I do, and I was like, I know you do.
Does that in the morning wake me up when the alarm goes off?
My alarm clock, doesn't it?
If my alarm's going off on my phone, she comes and screams in my ear.
Like that.
In the morning.
That's why I get up.
That's why I'm so miserable in the mornings.
Yes, I know you do.
You wake me up, don't you?
And...
Anyway.
My dad dug the hole in tears.
Daniel was in tears.
Three o'clock in the morning.
Up she goes.
Gets up.
Shakes off the foil blanket.
Gives me a funny look.
Off she goes.
Out for a pee through the cat flap.
Comes back.
She's been right away ever since.
And she was, honest to God, I got a video of her and she was on death's door.
She was literally on death's door.
And my dad dug the hole.
Because they've put a pot plant in it since.
They've got some shrubs in it since.
Honest to God, guys, right?
She frightened the life out of me, this one did.
Look at her.
She'd hold my hand.
Look.
Oh.
She's lush.
Fair play.
She's lush.
But like I said, we don't rehome, right?
When we first started rescuing, we were like, yeah, we can rehome.
And then people were turning up and we were like, I don't like him.
He's not having a bunny.
He's not having this.
She's not having that.
Or I don't trust her.
Right, so we don't.
All our animals stay with us.
Or some of our volunteers have taken them on.
Volunteers have been with us a long time.
Because we know they'll look after them.
We're pretty good at gauging now.
Anybody will have a pet for free on the internet.
Don't give them out for free, guys.
Whatever you do.
I don't need to be cleaned.
I'm clean.
Thank you for offering.
Anyway, let's forget the haters now because I'm so...
They're so obsessed with me and I'm so popular and I've got so many websites after me now and I must be the most stalked woman in Britain and the most famous person in the world.
That my head is so swollen now with ambition that I'm too busy to deal with that.
We need to deal with this.
This was sent to me about three days ago and I can't keep up with the PR now, guys.
Honestly, that's how famous I am now.
I can't keep up with the PR.
TikTok shop purchase.
We get commission on it.
They're about 12 quid.
We got sent one for free.
It's beautifully packaged.
There's no damage at all.
It comes with little ties so you can hang them on a Christmas tree or a little jewellery tree in your bedroom or whatever you want to do with them.
So it's lovely.
It's nice.
It's a luxury perfume calendar.
I can't read the bottom.
What does it say?
7A laxclusive fragrance I don't know.
I can't.
Perhaps this is a foreign language.
I don't know what it says.
Anyway, this is going to go in for a free giveaway.
Don't keep all the stuff we were sent.
This was sent to us for free to product test and to gain commission from the sales.
So I'll put the link up.
It's well worth buying.
Especially if you've got little girls as well, I think.
I'm wondering...
I was going to break the things, right?
But...
can I open it like a tray?
Remember when you used to have your chocolate advent calendar as a kid and you'd pull the tray out at the end and then you could make your own chocolates?
Let me have a look.
Let me put it down because I've got that many things saved on my phone now.
Yeah, I can, guys.
I can't open it without breaking it.
Oh, and it's all sealed inside.
Oh, I don't really want to...
Well, I might break the seal and have a look at the photo product test.
I think it's nice, guys.
I think, for the price, I think it's nice.
I don't know whether they're charms or actual perfume.
I think they're charms, guys.
Oh, I thought it was going to be little perfume bottles.
But actually, it's not.
It's actually like you've got Ralph Lauren.
We've got Daisy.
What's her name?
Grande.
I can't think of her name now.
You've got Opium.
Chanel.
Versace.
Jean Pogoté.
I speak of France.
I speak of France.
Le croissant.
CK.
J'adore.
J 'adore.
D'adore.
Mr. J 'adore.
I had a fellow once, and he bought me that by mistake, and it's lovely.
I would have bought it myself, because it's really expensive.
He bought me the wrong one, but it's lovely.
Who else have we got?
Givenchy de France.
We can do France.
Well, isn't that lovely?
I wasn't expecting that.
I was expecting miniature perfumes.
But actually, that's nice.
And if you've got a little girl that's into, like, all the P. Louis and all the rest of it, and they're made by Mitchell and all the posh stuff, like they are now, they're all into face creams and what have you now, aren't they, at Bloomin' 7?
This is lovely, because you can hang them up.
You can have them as bag charms.
You haven't got to hang these up on a tree.
I was not expecting that.
I was expecting little bottles of tester perfume that I didn't know what they were called.
That's what I was expecting.
But we'd gift this out.
This is lovely.
It was lovely for anybody, wasn't it?
But if you had a little tree, or like, you know like a twig tree, like they have at the weddings, you could hang it on there.
You could turn them into key rings, into bag charms.
Oh, that's fabulous, guys, I think, for 12 quid.
And you go one, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, 24 charms in there.
And they're lovely, like, little laminated ones, I wasn't expecting that at all.
Lovely, isn't it?
Oh, no.
Oh, food.
Oh, food.
I got a bit of string, look at her.
Look, she's still having a little play.
She must have had a stroke or something when she was with us, and I thought she was gone.
I thought she was a goner.
I got a video of her and I'm up sitting tears with a video because I thought, you know, the family might ask about her one day.
And I'd have to tell them, like, you know, that she passed away.
But they knew that because she was 18, well, she's 19 this year.
You are!
You can't lie about your age.
You're a new old girl.
You're like a spring chicken.
She's like a spring chicken now, since she had that stroke or whatever it was, and she was out.
I won't put the video on, it's really distressing.
But
she's beautiful, she's lovely.
She wakes me up, like, in the morning, screaming in my ear.
I'm not a morning person, as you know.
Oh, my God.
Or, like, if I'm dreaming, or, like, perhaps a bit of sleep apnea, like, to stop breathing.
She's on me straight away, waking me up.
Oh, gosh.
So, yeah, I think this is lovely, guys, for 12 quid.
I'll put the link up for it, do the videos and everything.
I won't open it, I'll put it back in the box, and we'll do this as a free giveaway.
I need the Christmas tree woman to come forward, because that Rhiannon's mate have said that the Christmas tree competition was a fake.
It wasn't a fake.
The lady is more than welcome to come in and spend the £20 still there.
We need you to take stock.
We've got an abundance of stock.
We can't move because of it.
Do you know that?
We're stepping over it now.
So, it isn't a fake Christmas tree competition.
None of our competitions are fake.
I think there's one I haven't drawn.
That's a giveaway.
But I can't find it.
So, if there's one I haven't drawn, comment on it, say, this one needs to be drawn, or this is the one you're looking for, Jane, or whatever, and we'll do it.
But should we do this as a giveaway?
Because I think there's quite a lot of teenagers out there that love that.
Or mothers.
Well, I'd like that myself.
You know, I'd turn that into key rings or bag charms, I would, and put that on my bag.
Or even on the perfume we've got.
If you've got Daisy, or Ariana Grande, or Sauvage, yeah, tie it on the perfume we've got.
How cool is that?
I love it.
They look like little...
I won't open it because I think it's going to make a nice gift for somebody to do it on the giveaway.
That's the last show on it, guys.
But I was expecting perfume.
So I was going to sniff a couple and tell you what they go like, and put a few patch tests on.
But no, that's totally not what I was expecting.
But I think for £12 to £13 delivered, I think that's brilliant.