Right, look at all their fake accounts - 18 Jan 2026 - (797 words) - Jaynes Baby Bank
Right, look at all their fake accounts.
It's so sad they are.
2.9k.
Right.
Let's have a look at the 2.9k.
Oh look, Abigail Wilkinson.
Look.
All fake accounts.
Fake.
Fake.
But hey, you know, I mean 2.9k I get paid for that.
Because I'm monetized by Facebook.
So, you know, the more they flag me off, it's a win-win.
It's a win-win situation for me, isn't it?
And I think she messaged me earlier and she was like, oh yeah, I can't take the heat.
Get out of the kitchen.
I think you just walk straight into it, love.
Because all you've done is messaged me all weekend.
All the pieces are interested in it.
Private messages for harassment.
They are interested in statuses.
So you just walk straight into it.
Look.
How many of these accounts are real?
How sad have you got to be to make up 2,000.9k fake accounts to harass me?
How sad is your life that you've got to make up all these fake accounts?
They are all fake.
Why get paid for it?
Because Facebook don't almost fake unless you report it.
I ain't going to report 2.9k fake accounts to you.
I haven't got time to do it.
See how they make you famous?
All the stuff they do.
I had somebody message me the other day.
Oh, I had somebody from Spain.
She came over with a family.
Lovely family.
And she came in shopping.
They bought some stuff.
And she's come from Spain.
She do it about us in Spain.
I'm one of her followers now.
Where else did I add?
Somebody from... they say Hartlepool.
I don't even know where that is.
I'd have to look on the map.
Don't even know where that is.
Someone else from Swansea had come out to go to another place and heard about us as well as they called in on us.
Lovely.
Lovely.
Lovely people to meet.
All you do is just get our name out there and spread it.
Like the officer said, well let's see how they respond now over the weekend.
When they've had a few like, you know.
You've asked them not to message you.
You've asked them to get lost.
Mind your own business and stay out of your life.
And these people are not.
You don't even know them.
You've never even met them.
They're already messaging you.
They're already ringing you and harassing you.
Give them enough rope to hang themselves at the end.
Look, I'm still going.
I'm not going up and down.
I'm still going down.
Well, you tell me which ones of those accounts are real.
How sad you have to be.
Oh, there's one there.
Remember Charlotte Louise?
Remember she kicked off?
Because her fella had sent us his dick pics.
Remember that?
Minga.
It's alright.
I know her address anyway.
I've got an address for her.
Because I need to send out the legal documentation.
But with the legal documentation, you see, if they get anything, if they get so much as anything that's recorded by the police at all for their behaviour, then that backs up a civil case for compensation, you see.
Because you can say to the judge, well, the thing is, Your Honour, the police felt that they were guilty or they've admitted it to the police and they ended up having a community resolution or they've ended up having a formal warning off the police.
And, you know, bearing in mind they've already had verbal warnings off them to maybe three years ago when the old paint incident happened and they were turning up at the shop.
So, you know, but look at it, you know.
I can say to a judge, you see, the thing is, Your Honour, the police have given them a verbal warning.
They've come back now.
They've given them this as they've admitted to this, this, this and this.
Because the police have seen it all now.
So, if they go in there now and they say, Oh, no, I didn't send that message, then they got enough evidence because harassment is either one or two messages that you don't respond to.
Right?
Now, I got more.
I'm well over 100 now because we started on 70.
Right?
So, between them all, I'm well over 100 with these.
So, they got enough information now, you see, to go in there and seize their devices.
But look, just goes, Oh, how sad is your life?
My life ain't sad because I'll get paid for that now.
How about this post in particular?
I expect we'll get about 60, 70 pounds just for this one post off Facebook.
Please, please go and harass me on TikTok because I get paid more on TikTok.
It's so sad they are.
2.9k.
Right.
Let's have a look at the 2.9k.
Oh look, Abigail Wilkinson.
Look.
All fake accounts.
Fake.
Fake.
But hey, you know, I mean 2.9k I get paid for that.
Because I'm monetized by Facebook.
So, you know, the more they flag me off, it's a win-win.
It's a win-win situation for me, isn't it?
And I think she messaged me earlier and she was like, oh yeah, I can't take the heat.
Get out of the kitchen.
I think you just walk straight into it, love.
Because all you've done is messaged me all weekend.
All the pieces are interested in it.
Private messages for harassment.
They are interested in statuses.
So you just walk straight into it.
Look.
How many of these accounts are real?
How sad have you got to be to make up 2,000.9k fake accounts to harass me?
How sad is your life that you've got to make up all these fake accounts?
They are all fake.
Why get paid for it?
Because Facebook don't almost fake unless you report it.
I ain't going to report 2.9k fake accounts to you.
I haven't got time to do it.
See how they make you famous?
All the stuff they do.
I had somebody message me the other day.
Oh, I had somebody from Spain.
She came over with a family.
Lovely family.
And she came in shopping.
They bought some stuff.
And she's come from Spain.
She do it about us in Spain.
I'm one of her followers now.
Where else did I add?
Somebody from... they say Hartlepool.
I don't even know where that is.
I'd have to look on the map.
Don't even know where that is.
Someone else from Swansea had come out to go to another place and heard about us as well as they called in on us.
Lovely.
Lovely.
Lovely people to meet.
All you do is just get our name out there and spread it.
Like the officer said, well let's see how they respond now over the weekend.
When they've had a few like, you know.
You've asked them not to message you.
You've asked them to get lost.
Mind your own business and stay out of your life.
And these people are not.
You don't even know them.
You've never even met them.
They're already messaging you.
They're already ringing you and harassing you.
Give them enough rope to hang themselves at the end.
Look, I'm still going.
I'm not going up and down.
I'm still going down.
Well, you tell me which ones of those accounts are real.
How sad you have to be.
Oh, there's one there.
Remember Charlotte Louise?
Remember she kicked off?
Because her fella had sent us his dick pics.
Remember that?
Minga.
It's alright.
I know her address anyway.
I've got an address for her.
Because I need to send out the legal documentation.
But with the legal documentation, you see, if they get anything, if they get so much as anything that's recorded by the police at all for their behaviour, then that backs up a civil case for compensation, you see.
Because you can say to the judge, well, the thing is, Your Honour, the police felt that they were guilty or they've admitted it to the police and they ended up having a community resolution or they've ended up having a formal warning off the police.
And, you know, bearing in mind they've already had verbal warnings off them to maybe three years ago when the old paint incident happened and they were turning up at the shop.
So, you know, but look at it, you know.
I can say to a judge, you see, the thing is, Your Honour, the police have given them a verbal warning.
They've come back now.
They've given them this as they've admitted to this, this, this and this.
Because the police have seen it all now.
So, if they go in there now and they say, Oh, no, I didn't send that message, then they got enough evidence because harassment is either one or two messages that you don't respond to.
Right?
Now, I got more.
I'm well over 100 now because we started on 70.
Right?
So, between them all, I'm well over 100 with these.
So, they got enough information now, you see, to go in there and seize their devices.
But look, just goes, Oh, how sad is your life?
My life ain't sad because I'll get paid for that now.
How about this post in particular?
I expect we'll get about 60, 70 pounds just for this one post off Facebook.
Please, please go and harass me on TikTok because I get paid more on TikTok.