Oh afternoon, guys.
Thank you for everybody who's coming today.
It's really cold and miserable.
Really cold and miserable and it's been windy and my sign blew off again.
It used to be a black one and a black one was much more shielded.
But obviously where they've taken the marketplace down now I've got no shield from the wind whatsoever.
So anyway, yes.
We've just missed the school crowd.
We usually get the mums in and the dads in from school.
They usually pop up.
So I missed that trade but it's Monday, it's cold.
It's my second day back.
After my holiday.
If I win the lottery I might... I'll still turn up at work, guys.
I'll still shop at Lidl's but I'll have heated toilet seats in the shops.
I'm going on holiday for a month over Christmas.
Maybe even two.
You can come in if you want but I can't.
It's too cold.
I don't even do the lottery.
That's how negative I am about ever winning it.
I don't even bother doing it.
Yes, so...
This morning or yesterday, I can't remember when, there was a few comments on the website.
Rage-baiting between shops, retail shops and myself.
So I was like...
I can't look out.
Remember when Peacock's had a go at us.
Anyway, I thought I'll calm down now because...
A.
It's cold and you've got to walk down the end of the street.
And B.
It might not be true.
It might be rage-baiting.
And when I've popped down the shop this afternoon now to pick up my little dressing table and anything else I've left down the bottom there, I went into the shop and asked and they said, Ah yes, we had a telephone call this morning.
It came up anonymous.
I said, alright.
And they said, yes, she's going to leave rubbish outside your shop.
And we thought, well, there's no rubbish outside our shop.
So when we inquired, you know, about it in the post, and then when we looked at the post we were like, what is something, a bouncer or a dresser?
And they said, what are you talking about, ma'am?
Get lost.
She said, the only thing is, we probably wouldn't be able to monitor it.
I said, no, I don't want you to monitor it.
You know, I'm not worried about it at all being monitored.
That's why I'm putting things like a pound and two pounds down there.
You know, because I need them gone.
And I'm not worried about them being monitored.
And thank you very much.
I said, if you get any more problems, let me know.
She said, well, I will have a chat with my manager.
She said, because we have a phone number.
I think you're getting complacent, Sherlock.
You left your phone number with the staff.
Which means you're identifiable for a malicious comment on a malicious website.
Ringing up bothering retail staff.
Making malicious comments.
Oh, did it breach infection control as well?
Did it?
I think you're talking to yourself now.
I think Toggle, Lindaloo, Katie, Sprite.
Whoever you're talking to.
Who didn't make a bollock off.
Whoever you're speaking to.
Whatever names you've put on there.
I think you're actually just talking to yourself now.
I think you're the only one with a problem now.
And the only reason that you have to have these comments on there.
Is to validate what you're saying.
To make it look like other people are engaging with your website.
And they're not.