Caerphilly is not going to be open, guys, because I've got to wait in for the nurse to come out to see me, because my peristene and my evacuation method for my bowel, without going into too much detail, hasn't worked for three days.
So they've got somebody to come out with me with, I think it's a two or three litre peristene.
I can do it myself, but obviously they need to bring it out, because, you know, obviously three days, not evacuating, they want to double check that there's not a problem.
I can go into my bowel details if you want.
I can have an entire evening on bowels if you want.
I can always remember when I was doing my physiology and anatomy exam, and when you go into the exam, always write a plan for your exams as well, guys, in higher education, because you get extra points for plans.
So if you write a plan on how you're going to attack this question that they're asking you about, you might get, like, extra points, you know, up to ten extra points for a plan of how you're going to attack the assignment, like, in front of you.
So I think it's like a, you know, nearly two-hour exam or whatever, anatomy and physiology, and they'd ask you a few questions and what have you.
And then the last paper, then, I thought, oh, I wonder what I'm going to have.
It could be on anything, anatomy and physiology.
Now, I studied biochem, right, so that was good for me because it meant that I didn't need to study before an exam anatomy and physiology, right?
Oh, anyway, guys, I'm going to be working from home, so I'll be uploading stuff online.
So I didn't need, I still went, you still have to attend, because you have to attend every lesson, anatomy and physiology, but I didn't need to revise the night before.
I didn't, I didn't bother, you know, I did a few nursing bits, you know, the night before, but not really on organs and how systems in the body work and things like that.
And I ripped the paper, because you have to rip them open, so it's not an online one, it was like a proper paper copy.
So you have to break the perforation on the, and I don't know, all my pens, all my best pens lined up.
You know when I'm like, girls, right, the girls know what I'm like, when I'm on a pricing set, right?
All my best pens lined up, right?
And when I finish a pen, because that's how much I write, right, I'm like literally like Johnny 5 when I get going, right?
I check them on the floor, because I'd run out of ink in these pens, right?
And the adjudicators, or whatever they're called, would come and slowly pick it up and put it on the side of my desk, and I'd be like, no, that's my system!
It's finished!
There were three pens on the floor at this point, so when they ripped, so when I ripped the perforation on this one, I opened it up.
And it was, I can't remember what the essay title was, because they're really long, these essay titles.
Like, explain this, explain this in execute, and how you would do this, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
You know, in comparison with the nursing gold standard framework of such and such a whatever, you know.
It could go on like that.
And it was constipation!
And I was like, yes!
It was constipation and bowels, I was like, yes!
Today is my day!
I think I had something like 98%, something like that in my exam, it was brilliant.
And I'd gone, and I had to have extra booklets, and I'd gone through pens, best pens were being shot all over the floor there.
I couldn't have done it better if I'd tried.
Or is it God I opened it up, I was like, yes!
The bowel, the digestive system, I can do this!
I went through my final six pens!