Oh, I can't get a connection here today.
It's a nightmare to a life.
So anyway, I thought we were going to have a nice quiet day.
So I'll do it on a video.
I thought we were going to have a nice quiet day, and then I had to have the fraud squad from the period pads from the Welsh assembly this morning because of her bringing up and bloody, you know, making up lies about this again.
I mean, they've given them to us.
Give it up.
Give it up, right?
Anyway, so come in.
I'll crack on.
I can't, something else happened.
Oh, somebody tried to walk off with something here.
I can see you on the CCTV.
We can see you.
You might not be able to see us, but we can see you putting stuff under your arm and walking off of it.
That's why he came out after you and shouted up the road and he was like, aye, put it back.
Put it on Facebook next time.
So then Dan's thinking he's going to have a nice quiet day.
So we sat on the floor now sorting out the clothes because we're doing fill a bag for a pound to clear them out in the winter.
So he's like, have we got enough to make up one bag of age seven girls, one bag of age eight boys, you know, and then just put a pound on it and they're ready to go.
And the mums come in and they, if there's not enough to choose a bag for.
So he sat there in her mind in his own business.
So here comes this guy now comes in kicking off.
I can't do this.
You can't do that.
You're from Abergavenny.
You're misleading this, misleading that.
So we're like, Dan's like, what are we misleading?
You know, he's much more diplomatic than me.
I'd have rugby tackled him to the floor like Dan don't like conflict.
He likes to sort it out, you know.
So he was like, no, you can't just misleading, misleading, blah, blah, blah, kicking off.
I guess now.
So Dan's like, oh, here we go.
Fruit kick now.
Fruit kick.
So then he starts taking pictures of the posters in the window saying registered CIC 168, whatever it says.
Yeah.
So he's like, Dan stands in the doorway now.
He's like, what are you taking pictures for?
He said, oh, you can't be having numbers.
Like I said, you can't be doing this, can't be doing that.
So Dan's like, but that's our number.
He said, and this is CIC and this is what it means.
You know, I'd have been on the floor with him by now, beating the shit out of him.
We can't tolerate people, can't tolerate people like that.
Right, kicking off now.
So you can't just even worse, blah, blah, blah.
So Dan says, well, what are you doing with the picture?
You know, he said, oh, you'll see, you'll see, you'll see.
March is off now.
March is back off now up the road, right?
In Caerphilly.
Dan's like, oh, I'll have to rig uno and tell her this has happened.
He rings me now.
He's telling me now.
I said, oh, I need a picture of him.
I said, because I can give it to the police and say, look, they might be able to pick him up on facial recognition, you know, and tell him to stay at the shop.
Like, if he'd been in trouble before, like with the police or they know him or something.
So Dan said he's coming back.
I said, oh, what?
He said he's coming back down the road.
He walked all the way back down the road, down from the main road.
I said, OK, well, I said, just stand there.
I said, because you're on the CCTV.
I said, because then whatever happens, we'll have a recording of it.
So he stood there now with the door still on the phone to me.
And he said, you're another one from Abergavenny.
And Dan said, no, I told you we're another one from Abergavenny.
And I'm in the back.
I'm going to have one ass.
He didn't burn the one down in Abergavenny.
Right.
And I can hear Dan.
I'm talking to the man.
And he's like, oh, yes, I've rung.
I've rung so and so.
I don't know, we've rung, whether you've rung the council or the police.
I don't know, we've rung.
I could have rung the bloody Ghostbusters and the Pope for all I care.
Right.
He said, oh, no, I've come to apologize.
I've got it wrong.
And they've advised me to come and apologize.
Dan's like, oh, God, I need this like a hole in my head today.