Oh well, I thought we'd go on a nice weather, nice easy day today, nice quiet easy day, have we, Elle?
I've had a deal with the bloody period pad fraud department this morning.
Ridiculous.
And then, what else happened?
Oh, I can't remember what it was.
Oh, her and the bloody, bringing us up, period pad crap.
And then Dan rang me, so he was like, oh, I'm just going to sit by here now, and I said, start sorting the clothes into piles, the older clothes, because I said we've reduced them down to a pound a bag.
I said, and if the mothers come in today, now you can say, oh, well that's all age seven girls, but they... I said, and if we've got enough, we can just bag them up ready.
We can put all the girls in one and all, and then, you know, it's a pound a bag.
If we've only got like a bag full left, something, you know, like a carrier bag, we can just bag them up and write the size on it.
So he sat on the floor, just listening to his phone, and... oh, sorry.
So, yeah, this guy.
So he sat on the floor, and I've done his clothes, and this guy comes in.
He's like, oh, you're the one from Abergavenny.
Kicking off like that.
So Dan's going, I'm not from Abergavenny, and it's not our charges from Abergavenny.
You know, it's not our CIC from Abergavenny.
He said, oh, I'm not having this.
I'm not having it.
I'm not having it.
So Dan's like, okay, here we go.
So Dan's like, you know, trying to smooth it over, because he's... you don't like conflict, Dan, right?
He's not like me.
I love it.
I love a good fight, right?
I'd have had him on the bloody floor by now, right?
Rugby tackle him down.