Right, so the traffic warden is out and he is booking people.
He was just up there now.
He booked somebody up there.
He's gone all the way down there now.
Right, now we can't do anything if you're parked in the wrong place.
I can't do anything other than distract him for about five minutes and then he realises what I'm doing.
Okay?
If you park and obstruct the lane and us, another resident, can't get out there's nothing that we can do about that other than ring the police and ask them to ring you to move your car.
Because they've obviously got, might have your details online.
If you've been involved with the police before, they might have a phone number for you.
Now, the other night, they actually tried ringing you, right, 101 tried ringing you to move your car.
And then two hours later after they've been trying to ring you for two hours, two police cars came up here and went to your house.
Because they said you were local.
And they actually came up here to your house to try and knock you out of the house.
And they did it multiple times.
You had four to five hours notice to move that car that you'd blocked in three people on the lane.
One who was sat in a car, freezing cold.
Because the other night it was cold.
Right?
So if you got told, or you got a 70, 80 pound fine and points on your licence, that's your problem not mine.
It's illegal to block access to the public highway.
Okay?
Either parking tickets don't get me wrong.
I'm not a perfect driver.
I've had parking tickets in the past.
Of course I have.
I'm not perfect.
Nobody is, is they?
But think before you park.
If you're going to park on a lane that's got driveway access and got signs up and fire doors, obviously people are going to need to get out of that, aren't they?
Any time of the day or night.
Fire doors is any time of the day or night.
Because sometimes cleaner is the maintenance going at night even if the school is shut.
Yeah?
So think.
Because there's a car down there now.
Right?
There's a car down there now.
And they've been blocked.
They've got a car blocking.
Because it was there yesterday, wasn't it?
But you can see there's driveways down there.
You can see there's fire exits.
You can see there's signs.
Don't park on there.
Yeah?
These ones over by, you know, they've had a parking ticket.
So, is it going to hit my car?
It's close enough, isn't it?
I think it's pretty close, isn't it?
Do you hear something?
Why do parks look close?
You can't get out of there.
You don't drive.
He's annoyed.
He's got a parking ticket.
He's had his weekend ruined.
He's got a parking ticket.
It's always one, isn't it, guys?
Parks are close.
Learn to drive.
Oh, crap.
That Duvace Three Guides has got a mark on it, so if somebody wants it for a pet, come and get it.
I don't know.
Pound.
Three pound.
Two pound.
Pound.
Pound.
Pound.
Five pound.
Five if the chair's gone today.
Ten if the palm's gone today.
Pound on our bay if it's gone today.
I found a pet basket.
We've got a couple of pet winners coming in from the Halloween thing.
Two more giraffes there, Caroline.
I know you like your giraffes.
I'm going to put a bit there now.
And then I might use this as a sign.
Because the weird... nobody wants them.
But I might use them as a sign.
Because, you know, all these weird little steal out signs, don't they?
So I might as well use any inanimate object I can find.
Why do you park so close?
Why do you park without a disabled badge?
Well, my fault you had a ticket, didn't I?
Oh, right.
Yeah, so if you're going to park there, guys, there's nothing we can do.
If you get booked, I can't do anything about it.
You know, I mean, we warned you.
You would be clamped if you didn't move your car.
I haven't clamped anybody.
I haven't got time to go around clamping people.
There is a camper that lives in these streets and is fed up of it and will clamp you.
So, where shall I glance?
What did I put there?
Oh, I got one.
My soup.
I forgot I had my soup there.
And I got a bit of breakfast left from yesterday.
So, yeah, I can't I can't stop anybody from booking you out there.
I can try and distract them for ten minutes.
I did it with fresh and go.
Their delivery driver was there.
And I banged their window.
And they were like And I was out there talking to the man.
And they keep you talking to you.
Because they have to physically put it on your windscreen.
If you drive off and they haven't issued the ticket, even if they are standing there filling it out, they can't do anything.
You have to be there at the time the ticket is issued.
And what these traffic wardens do is they will keep you chatting.
So that they can finish their ticket and put it on your car.
I found out the hard way when I was a new driver.
There we are.
If I had got in my car and driven off, he hadn't done the ticket and I wouldn't have had it.
But there we go.
All we can do is warn you guys.
But what I will say, they are prolific on this street.
They are very good at their jobs.
There is quite a few of them in Pontipour now as well I noticed.
And they are a bit sad because they are even going around the multi-storey car parks.
They are desperate over there for their Christmas bonus.
And Risca.
I have seen them in Risca quite a lot.
So there is parking behind Risca shop.
Little alley.
We can do your maps.
We have private parking in Caerphilly shops.
You don't need to park down the bottom to walk all the way up here.
If you let me know you are coming I can make sure you have got a spot.
Because we have private parking up here.
But it is only for our customers obviously.
You can't go off for hours on end.
It is only if you are dropping something off or you are coming in to have a quick browse and go.
What was that other shop?
Pontipour is multi-storey.
That is the closest we can get you.
Test course for 3 hours.
Park up by the recycling bins and walk down.
Or you would have to be multi-storey in Pontipour.
But there is a lift.
But it is free parking in Pontipour.
We have free parking in Caerphilly.
You don't pay for parking with us.
The only time we put out free parking is when it was charged for parking.
When it was the big cheese.
We had about 3 people that used our car park.
We said spend 3 quid in the shop.
Because they were right by here to go to the big cheese.
Couldn't get any closer.
Not a lot I can do guys.
So don't come in shouting your mouth off at me.
Because I've got your videos.
I've got it now.
And I'll put it on Facebook.
Because I don't care anymore.
I really don't care.
I'm sick to death of these idiots.
And then to come in here and say you sell out a bit.
And her voice was going.
You could see she was shitting herself with her voice going.
You sell out a date formula.
I do not.
I never sell formula.
We don't sell formula.
We give it out for free.
Most certainly when we give it out a date formula.
Coming up close to the date.
Yeah.
I'll give it out to anybody who wants it.
You don't have to be a customer or a donator.
Because I want it gone.
We don't give it out you fool.
Some of these people are you guys.
Anyway.
Let's see what today brings.