Alright, so I am here guys - 14 Nov 2025 - (967 words) - Jaynes Baby Bank
Alright, so I am here guys.
I still got a sore throat but I'm better and I slept very well last night dreaming.
Dreaming I was.
Which I don't usually dream because I don't sleep long enough to dream.
I don't sleep long enough to get into the REM states.
Do I?
So I was actually dreaming so that was good.
So they rang the council on Caerphilly shop again.
The heater.
So they came out and they said yep this is much better.
Much better.
We can see stuff is being sold.
We can see you've got plans in place giving away stock for free.
The only thing they pulled us up on was this.
But as Dan said the bed has been sold so it is going.
So they said just turn it around so that isn't sticking out.
Tell your mother to stop hanging stuff on it.
It's not real.
So that's the only thing they pulled us up on and obviously too much stock which is nothing we can do because we're just so goddamn popular.
So you know like they said they got to come out but it's a waste of their time because they know the deal.
I have said to them just look on the videos and just send me my message and I just if you don't like this bike here I'll shift this bike from here.
Other than that they passed us.
They said about the Christmas lights being left on.
We said we don't want to turn them off.
And they're on timer.
And I've got... I don't know where they are.
They're taking a while to come actually.
The LED ones to go up there which are low voltage.
These are lovely though.
They look really Christmassy.
Oh dear me.
They're trying to get some stuff out now without getting everything soaking wet obviously.
It's one of them days today.
We'll gauge how it goes with the weather today.
And see... they're doing a few walks further down here I think.
And I need some... has anybody got any onion basket hooks that they don't want in the garage or something?
They aren't gonna be
because they're just to go up the tops they are.
So we can hang the clothes at the tops.
And then I need some bags.
If anybody got any big bags like this as see-through or any plastic.
You know there's like see-through like this.
Because that one's good but it isn't see-through.
Keep it for us.
You know that.
Keep all your bits and bobs because we recycle all sorts to make ice.
That's the free box.
I keep forgetting if you're a customer or later.
If you want anything I'm just gonna take it.
I'm trying to get these.
I don't think I can get this lot out this morning because it's too wet.
That's got to be hung up there though.
I could have got Daniel to do that.
So it's not too bad.
I got some paperwork I've got to do this morning.
I think they rang the fire but then Daniel emailed over our fire paperwork.
And they're happy enough the paperwork's in this.
So they said they'll be back out now on a routine appointment.
I think they're getting fed up of it now.
I got a mum coming in today that's gonna take some of the baby clothes home, sort them out over the weekend and then bring them back.
Okay so we might be a bit low on baby clothes rather than her stay in the shop.
And to be honest like I wouldn't want her to come in and catch what I got anyway.
So she's better off.
Where does this stuff come from?
Unless it's just falling off the pile of it.
Falling off the pile I think it is.
Have a look now.
Get myself sorted now.
Might do a whole X.
My throat.
So yes they were like yeah we know you've got too much stuff.
We're fed up of hearing it now.
You know.
So that's the only thing they said is that if somebody was coming through here they could walk into that bit.
But obviously it's going now anyway.
So you know I said alright.
So we're gonna turn it around and then you know like I said they come out they're not gonna go oh we're gonna shut you down this bit of metal.
So we're gonna shut her down.
Shut her down.
She's got a bit of metal stuck out.
They're not gonna do it.
They're just gonna say move that.
Move that.
Shift that.
But they're not happy with that.
What are you gonna do about it?
And we say well we're giving it away for free.
As much as we can.
And they go yeah.
Okay.
Tra.
We'll see you next time you get a complaint.
You know it's just it's just a waste of time in it guys.
Just another waste of time for the council.
They should charge you I think anyway.
So yeah everything else is fine.
Other than the amount of stock.
But we're in that situation and and the council know that we left Blackwood because we weren't happy with the guy there.
And there's a money laundering shop gone in there.
Which is a bit sass in it guys.
The one that left Argos and is now in there.
That's sass.
I don't know about the other companies going in there.
I don't know anything about them.
But yeah that's a bit sass right.
I'm gonna go and put the kettle on and do a Horlicks.
But I am here.
I'm here till about half past four at least.
Unless the wind blows us all away.
I still got a sore throat but I'm better and I slept very well last night dreaming.
Dreaming I was.
Which I don't usually dream because I don't sleep long enough to dream.
I don't sleep long enough to get into the REM states.
Do I?
So I was actually dreaming so that was good.
So they rang the council on Caerphilly shop again.
The heater.
So they came out and they said yep this is much better.
Much better.
We can see stuff is being sold.
We can see you've got plans in place giving away stock for free.
The only thing they pulled us up on was this.
But as Dan said the bed has been sold so it is going.
So they said just turn it around so that isn't sticking out.
Tell your mother to stop hanging stuff on it.
It's not real.
So that's the only thing they pulled us up on and obviously too much stock which is nothing we can do because we're just so goddamn popular.
So you know like they said they got to come out but it's a waste of their time because they know the deal.
I have said to them just look on the videos and just send me my message and I just if you don't like this bike here I'll shift this bike from here.
Other than that they passed us.
They said about the Christmas lights being left on.
We said we don't want to turn them off.
And they're on timer.
And I've got... I don't know where they are.
They're taking a while to come actually.
The LED ones to go up there which are low voltage.
These are lovely though.
They look really Christmassy.
Oh dear me.
They're trying to get some stuff out now without getting everything soaking wet obviously.
It's one of them days today.
We'll gauge how it goes with the weather today.
And see... they're doing a few walks further down here I think.
And I need some... has anybody got any onion basket hooks that they don't want in the garage or something?
They aren't gonna be
because they're just to go up the tops they are.
So we can hang the clothes at the tops.
And then I need some bags.
If anybody got any big bags like this as see-through or any plastic.
You know there's like see-through like this.
Because that one's good but it isn't see-through.
Keep it for us.
You know that.
Keep all your bits and bobs because we recycle all sorts to make ice.
That's the free box.
I keep forgetting if you're a customer or later.
If you want anything I'm just gonna take it.
I'm trying to get these.
I don't think I can get this lot out this morning because it's too wet.
That's got to be hung up there though.
I could have got Daniel to do that.
So it's not too bad.
I got some paperwork I've got to do this morning.
I think they rang the fire but then Daniel emailed over our fire paperwork.
And they're happy enough the paperwork's in this.
So they said they'll be back out now on a routine appointment.
I think they're getting fed up of it now.
I got a mum coming in today that's gonna take some of the baby clothes home, sort them out over the weekend and then bring them back.
Okay so we might be a bit low on baby clothes rather than her stay in the shop.
And to be honest like I wouldn't want her to come in and catch what I got anyway.
So she's better off.
Where does this stuff come from?
Unless it's just falling off the pile of it.
Falling off the pile I think it is.
Have a look now.
Get myself sorted now.
Might do a whole X.
My throat.
So yes they were like yeah we know you've got too much stuff.
We're fed up of hearing it now.
You know.
So that's the only thing they said is that if somebody was coming through here they could walk into that bit.
But obviously it's going now anyway.
So you know I said alright.
So we're gonna turn it around and then you know like I said they come out they're not gonna go oh we're gonna shut you down this bit of metal.
So we're gonna shut her down.
Shut her down.
She's got a bit of metal stuck out.
They're not gonna do it.
They're just gonna say move that.
Move that.
Shift that.
But they're not happy with that.
What are you gonna do about it?
And we say well we're giving it away for free.
As much as we can.
And they go yeah.
Okay.
Tra.
We'll see you next time you get a complaint.
You know it's just it's just a waste of time in it guys.
Just another waste of time for the council.
They should charge you I think anyway.
So yeah everything else is fine.
Other than the amount of stock.
But we're in that situation and and the council know that we left Blackwood because we weren't happy with the guy there.
And there's a money laundering shop gone in there.
Which is a bit sass in it guys.
The one that left Argos and is now in there.
That's sass.
I don't know about the other companies going in there.
I don't know anything about them.
But yeah that's a bit sass right.
I'm gonna go and put the kettle on and do a Horlicks.
But I am here.
I'm here till about half past four at least.
Unless the wind blows us all away.