Alright, so I had the appointment.
It was like a pre-op, pre-op.
So I expect I've got to go for another one now.
See, pre-op, they shouldn't do it unless they're going to do the thing within like two weeks.
But it was like a pre-op, pre-op.
I could have done it over the phone really and asked a few questions, couldn't I?
I could have gone to my local surgery and they could have checked weight and blood pressure and all and sent it over.
You know, because unless they're going to do it within two weeks, they've got to repeat it.
Anyway, right, so I'm on my way to Pontypool.
I won't be long now.
So on the website they're complaining to the parking attendants about us now.
Anybody who'll listen...
Right, so because you're too stupid to go and research yourself, businesses are allowed on the high street from...
They're not allowed on the high street, probably easier for me to say, from half past ten till half past four.
Any time after that, anybody related to a business is allowed on the high street.
I don't know... and we have a special card to let us in as well.
A VIP card.
I don't know about residents and what their parking is on the high street because there is flats there, so I don't know.
There's quite a few flats in places.
But businesses are allowed on the high street as long as they're not there.
If you are there, half past ten till half past four, you will get booked.
And you have to... oh, on market day, you're allowed on market day, but only if you've got a market stall, you can leave your vehicle there.
I've never seen a traffic warden on market day because it's too complicated to expect from his van.
So, anyway, I wouldn't park there through the day because there's no need to and it's obstructing another business.
And the other business doesn't mind us parking there when they're shunned because I've already asked.
So, unlucky with that one.
And then the other person they're complaining to is literally the king now.
Because they're now complaining, misusing photos of the royal family to try and tell the public that the royal family approve of us.
Photos that are in the public domain or public property, anybody can use them.
The royal family probably would.
They probably would, but I haven't asked them.
And I am not going to ask them.
If you want to ask them, Sherlock, you can.
But I do believe now that you should be getting a life.
You need to pack up your website now and go because you're looking like a laughing stock.
You really are.