Right, I've got tons of donations in.
I need volunteers.
You don't need... but you could have a volunteer down in risk, just to keep him awake.
I'm sure he was asleep yesterday.
But I've got loads of donations in that I need sorting.
We've got more books than that to book people.
So don't just come in and think you can't get to those books.
We've got more books elsewhere.
Records, three for a pound.
If we like you, we might give you four for a pound.
We need this big stuff gone now, because obviously winter is coming, as they say on Game of Thrones.
And it means we can't get so much stuff out the front.
So we need this big stuff gone.
So we will be selling it off the weekend.
We are looking at other premises.
We are in a decision-making process this week of what we're going to do with this shop.
Primarily, are we going to fuck off downstairs, and just use it for storage?
Jan's bright idea was, fuck off the whole thing, keep it in storage, get another shop.
Which is a good idea.
But the problem I got with shutting this one off for storage is the damp.
Obviously we need to keep the air circulating.
You've seen what it was like when we first moved in, and we've made a massive difference.
We've probably saved this shop by coming in here and moving it around.
Move circulating the air.
And the carbon dioxide and the nitrate and everything else.
What is this thing?
Was it already in plastic, was it?
Oh, it's a bidet.
It's a portable bidet.
How amazing is that?
I love it.
I love it.
Would you like to buy a portable bidet?
It's fabulous.
I think it takes batteries, though.
Look at that.
That was a fun.
I fancy that.
You know, me and my bloody backside problems.
It might be worth me getting that, I don't know.
Yes, so we're in a decision.
Decisions, decisions, decisions.
Landlords have offered us longer contracts.
They've offered us up to five-year leases.
Which is always good.
They know where we are.
We know where we are.
But I don't think the economic crisis knows where it is yet.
So, you know.
It's very good that we've been offered five-year leases already.
And we've been offered a deal with some other premises because obviously some of our landlords have multiple premises.
It's not just the one or two.
So, I'm looking for nice stuff to put it up front there.
Where's the other stiletto gone with Jesus in it?
He was here for ages, he was.
Where's he gone?
So, I think it might be a better idea to get another shop and then use this as a storage for now.
But, you know, make no means about it.
It can't stay shut up.
Because shutting this particular shop up will not be any good.
Any shop shut up is not good.
It creates damp.
So, that's where we're at with that.
I like to keep you all involved, guys, in the decision-making process, don't we?
Like, I'm interested in people's ideas, you know.
Jan's idea was a good idea, you know.
The shop that I wanted up there for the little hub, they're selling it.
So, I have given them an offer.
No, not to buy it, yes.
We're not in a position to buy it yet.
It'd be nice if we were, guys.
Then we wouldn't have to worry about leases and renewing and moving and the rest of it, would we?
We could tell everybody else to bugger off.
I just don't want to tackle this pram out today.
It's so wide, this pram, isn't it?
So, what's that?
Seems a bit steep.
£5 for a cucumber.
Shaving tool.
It's 25 plus, you've got to be over 25 to buy it.
That looks like your writing and my 25 plus.
What's going on there?
Yeah, so that's where we're at here now.
Don't forget we're doing the box buy when going free.
So, yes, it would be disastrous if we were to shut this up and store it because the condensation would...
Remember when all our windows used to condense it every night?
Remember that?
So we'd never get rid of that problem and that's gone.
We haven't seen that for at least two years now.
That condensation problem in the front window by her.