Just rocked up and gave me this - 28 Sep 2025 - (628 words) - Jaynes Baby Bank
Just rocked up and gave me this.
And I ripped it out of his hands!
You know them LED treatment devices for your skin?
There might just be one in this box.
This is the new season barrier and beauty repair box.
And this is all about looking after your skin in winter and your hair.
So if you don't want 329 quid worth of premium beauty for 54 quid, look away now.
Oh, I did it!
They haven't even got it devised yet and I've just spotted an 84 quid cream!
I'm so excited!
You'd think I had about 14 faces, wouldn't you?
Never mind rest-it-box, how bougie is this?
This is hydrating and lifting care.
Now I need both hydrating and lifting, so I'm buzzing.
84 quid!
All right kids, this might take a while.
I've actually used these before and they're brilliant!
Cooling, de-puffing, anti-aging for your under-eyes.
15 quid!
The Doctor Organic Mask.
I love a good mask, me.
Whack it on when you're in the bath and lay there with some tunes on.
Organic Pharmacy are brilliant, especially if you've got sensitive skin.
Now this is a carrot butter cleanser and I think I'm going to have to open it so I can sniff it.
I hope it's this colour and they aren't just painted inside a pot.
I love a glass pot, me.
I'm so shallow.
You know what I'm like with packaging?
Oh, it's sealed up!
Let's hope it's yellow.
I'm in.
Oh, it smells like asparagus.
It doesn't smell carrot-y at all.
It comes with a little spoon.
I love a little spoon.
I'll be back in a minute.
I'll sniff for a bit.
I'm using this in about 10 minutes.
Not exciting, but brilliant because these make your lips tingle.
I only like stuff that tingles.
Absolute Collagen Deep Lift Serum.
This is its clinically proven to reduce wrinkles in 28 days.
Do you know, I never get excited when they put hair stuff in.
But this is its anti-breakage leave-in tonic.
Well, if you saw the state of my hairbrush and the amount of breakage that I get, I might actually give this a go.
I usually gift hair care.
Meh, not exciting, but we all get sweaty pits, so...
Now, we've got two mere treatments.
A spot solution, which is worth 22 quid, and a daily dose moisturiser, which is worth 20 quid.
Yeah, I'm going on a rave this weekend for three days, so that's going in my travel bag.
And it's a little glass pot.
I love that.
Oh, we've also got an Absolute Collagen Night Cream to go with your Deep Lift Serum.
That's 17 quid.
Hands up if you love skin and meat.
This is especially for sensitive skin, and it's a gel moisturiser.
This is worth about 22.
And then in bottom, I was going to say nestled on paper pubes, but there aren't any because they won't fit because the box is so full.
Look at this beast!
This is 69 quid.
Now, this isn't an all-over face mask.
This is for specific spots.
So whether you've got acne scarring or...
And it stops when it's done.
But I can't believe we have got no paper pubes wounded.
What am I going to do?
Right, I am just saying this.
Stock is really low on these.
I think it's because of this device.
These are my favourites.
This filler cream, this 80-odd quid one.
And this carrot cleanser.
I can't wait to use that.
Obviously the blue light device.
And...
I love these little mare pots.
And Absolute Collagen and Skin and Me.
Oh, and mask and eye patches.
I'll link it in yellow basket.
If there's no link showing, it means it's solved out in your two slow saws.
Dead Boy's just rocked.
And I ripped it out of his hands!
You know them LED treatment devices for your skin?
There might just be one in this box.
This is the new season barrier and beauty repair box.
And this is all about looking after your skin in winter and your hair.
So if you don't want 329 quid worth of premium beauty for 54 quid, look away now.
Oh, I did it!
They haven't even got it devised yet and I've just spotted an 84 quid cream!
I'm so excited!
You'd think I had about 14 faces, wouldn't you?
Never mind rest-it-box, how bougie is this?
This is hydrating and lifting care.
Now I need both hydrating and lifting, so I'm buzzing.
84 quid!
All right kids, this might take a while.
I've actually used these before and they're brilliant!
Cooling, de-puffing, anti-aging for your under-eyes.
15 quid!
The Doctor Organic Mask.
I love a good mask, me.
Whack it on when you're in the bath and lay there with some tunes on.
Organic Pharmacy are brilliant, especially if you've got sensitive skin.
Now this is a carrot butter cleanser and I think I'm going to have to open it so I can sniff it.
I hope it's this colour and they aren't just painted inside a pot.
I love a glass pot, me.
I'm so shallow.
You know what I'm like with packaging?
Oh, it's sealed up!
Let's hope it's yellow.
I'm in.
Oh, it smells like asparagus.
It doesn't smell carrot-y at all.
It comes with a little spoon.
I love a little spoon.
I'll be back in a minute.
I'll sniff for a bit.
I'm using this in about 10 minutes.
Not exciting, but brilliant because these make your lips tingle.
I only like stuff that tingles.
Absolute Collagen Deep Lift Serum.
This is its clinically proven to reduce wrinkles in 28 days.
Do you know, I never get excited when they put hair stuff in.
But this is its anti-breakage leave-in tonic.
Well, if you saw the state of my hairbrush and the amount of breakage that I get, I might actually give this a go.
I usually gift hair care.
Meh, not exciting, but we all get sweaty pits, so...
Now, we've got two mere treatments.
A spot solution, which is worth 22 quid, and a daily dose moisturiser, which is worth 20 quid.
Yeah, I'm going on a rave this weekend for three days, so that's going in my travel bag.
And it's a little glass pot.
I love that.
Oh, we've also got an Absolute Collagen Night Cream to go with your Deep Lift Serum.
That's 17 quid.
Hands up if you love skin and meat.
This is especially for sensitive skin, and it's a gel moisturiser.
This is worth about 22.
And then in bottom, I was going to say nestled on paper pubes, but there aren't any because they won't fit because the box is so full.
Look at this beast!
This is 69 quid.
Now, this isn't an all-over face mask.
This is for specific spots.
So whether you've got acne scarring or...
And it stops when it's done.
But I can't believe we have got no paper pubes wounded.
What am I going to do?
Right, I am just saying this.
Stock is really low on these.
I think it's because of this device.
These are my favourites.
This filler cream, this 80-odd quid one.
And this carrot cleanser.
I can't wait to use that.
Obviously the blue light device.
And...
I love these little mare pots.
And Absolute Collagen and Skin and Me.
Oh, and mask and eye patches.
I'll link it in yellow basket.
If there's no link showing, it means it's solved out in your two slow saws.
Dead Boy's just rocked.