Just do a little pan around.
Magaluf Girls has been in again today.
Oh, we've been having a laugh, guys.
If I don't see any of you now, have a nice trip.
Alright, they've had a laugh.
We've had a laugh with you as well.
We can't wait to see the TikToks and the pictures.
We're really looking forward to it, guys.
And if anybody else got a, you know, one of these charity shop nights coming up, yes, come in and buy the stuff.
Honestly, we're not offended.
And tag us in it.
We have a laugh and a joke, you know, with you.
And the thing is, most people just re-donate it afterwards.
I mean, donate it to another group.
Look at this.
Rave way.
That's what we're calling it, anyway.
Just donate it to another hen group.
And perhaps they haven't got anything with them when you're over there.
So anyway, Sherlock has done a full report now.
A full report on his own incompetence about me.
This is nice.
I like this colour.
That's nice.
A full report.
Go and report it, guys.
I mean, he's on the website talking to himself again this morning.
In the comments, he's like responding to himself.
And if he's not responding to himself, it's like fake accounts responding to him.
It's like, really?
You know, absolute really?
So anyway, he's done a full report.
So, crack on then, Sherlock.
Go and present it to Downing Street.
See what they're going to do.
So I don't expect.
What are you going to do with this full report?
Because action fraud haven't rung me.
You know, no police.
But no police.
Nobody from the council.
Nobody.
That man's silly.
The wrong way.
I mean, I'm not going to say anything, but you might get beat when you pull out.
Still nobody there.
There's a police station over there.
There's a police station there, and still nobody's been to see me about my fraudulent activity of running a secondhand shop and using all the money to put back into a shop and to buy food banks and nappies and formula for mothers because they're struggling and not taking a penny of it myself.
Because I don't want the money.
But there we are.
Take it to Downing Street.
Present it to Keir Starmer now.
How many signatures have you got on your petition?
None?
None on your petition?
You haven't got your own because you haven't got a petition.
There we are in here.
You know, what can I say?
What can I say?
You haven't done yourself any journalism favours because I think you look ridiculous.
And so does everybody else.
I've sorted the toiletries.
We've had three full boxes.
There's a couple of half ones in there.
I've got to go through the ones we had previously.
So we've had a couple of them in the samples as well, so I'll give them out this week.
So these are like half ones.
So I'm just putting them by you now.
So if a mother comes in, they can take two or three from you to get rid of the half ones.
You know, if they want to try them, they can, can't they?
You know?
That's half.
Rather than bin it.
The thing is, by doing that as well, the actual bottles are more likely to be recycled because they're more likely to go into a customer's recycle box as well.
There's a nice lot.
I've got this bar to sort out.
I've got some books and then I've got Sammy dropping off some more books from my old friend that also raises money for charity.
They've got books and DVDs and stuff for us.
So they're brilliant.
Thank you.
They're always good ones.
We do appreciate it.
We can't tag you because the Lunatic is following me around the place.
You know, following me around.
They're all the same people they are guys.
They all work together.
Right?
Because when I first got inducted into this lot, they all had a group chat then about Ian Smith.
You know, we're all trying to take him down.
Like we took him down.
We were the only ones that could take him down.
Because we had all the inside information.
Anyway, he's done and dusted now.
And the other one, what's it, catch up.
She's gone.
It's pretty.
It's heavy too.
Oh, I love that one.
It's so sparkly.
So yeah, all the same people.
So, you know, like I said, there is a reward if you can get me the group chat with everybody's name on the group chat.
So that the police can start going and saying to them, why are you involving yourself in this?
Because even a group chat like that is classed as malicious communication, you see.
So, it comes under there.
Somehow they have a little private group and then they have a group chat.
And that's where they share all the information back and forth, you see.
We know how it works because we were inducted into one when we first started.
We left in the end.
We left in the end.
And we did what we...
I can't get in there.
We did what we started out to do, which was take down some of the worst ones.
I've still got a couple more to go, but it won't be long.
I've got rice today.
I've got this microwaveable rice.
It's alright.
It's a bit too much in there for me.