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Right, we're starting a bit early guys - 1 Sep 2025 - (3,634 words) - Jaynes Baby Bank

Right, we're starting a bit early guys.
I don't have a tripod, I'm very sorry.
Oh no, that's not gonna work.
Here we are, let's see what we can do.
I don't know how many I'll do, but they've got to be taken off and put back on anyway, because they're falling down, so they've got to be tidied, haven't they?
So we've got this one.
Is it a 20?
They should be the right size now.
Dorothy Perkins.
It's a 16, but it's on a 20 hanger.
So who's done that?
Sack you!
Take that off.
Right, so it's a 16.
Oh, it's pretty, isn't it?
Pound.
This is the pound rail.
We don't mess around you guys.
That's the pound rail.
Isn't that lovely?
I've got some stuff behind it, see?
And I put bags nicely behind it.
And then... where's the 16s?
I think the 16s are down there, right?
And then I had a new starter that waited until they'd gone out.
And dragged all the bags out and ripped them all open.
Get rid of her.
And they were all... I made sure they were all stacked in the den and put the clothes up.
And they're all labelled size 18 pound clothes so that the staff can just pull them out and bash them up a bit quick.
But no, she pulled them all out and made a right blooming mess.
That's the type of thing that we don't need.
Size 20, guys.
M&S short.
Trousers.
It's like a little bit of a... not herringbone, but like a little pattern on them as well.
They're a pound.
Going on the 20s down, I think.
A little bit of a dust mark on them.
Trousers again, George, size 20.
See how they've come off.
So I think these are shorts.
And they are Bonmarsh.
They've got to be money launderers, haven't they, Bonmarsh?
They've been going for years selling tops to old ladies for 18 quid.
Sporty shorts, size 20.
I don't even think they've had a blooming blip, have they?
In the economy.
I tell you another one who haven't seen the test of time is Poundstretcher.
Don't think they've had a blip, have they?
They've stood the test of time.
They're not too expensive and they're not too cheap, are they?
And I think that's the way to be in there.
So they've come off the hanger, so...
These are Anthology.
How do you say it?
Anthology.
These are... just double check.
They are 20.
They're nice.
I hope you can see them, guys.
They had the Magaluf girls in earlier, again, buying bits.
Quite funny because they keep picking up the same stuff.
They keep picking up the same dresses and stuff.
They're like, oh, can I get this one?
Ready to do their charity shop night when they go to Magaluf on their hendo.
Now, they doesn't seem to be...
Oh, do you know that's one of mine?
Do you know how I know that's one of mine?
Do you know?
Covered in paint.
That's free.
If anybody wants that, that's free.
Right, so I've got this lovely jumper.
We don't usually put jumpers on the pound rail, you're lucky.
Jumper's usually go for a bit more.
So it's Dark Mart.
Size 20.
Pound.
I think this whole rail will need an overhaul because we haven't done it since we put it together and just put more on it.
So it'll probably do the whole rail this week.
Bon Marché.
20.
Very nautical.
Another nautical ensemble.
George.
Size 20.
Looks bigger than 20, doesn't it?
It's long.
Goes over the front bum.
Covers back bum and front bum.
Casual collection by F&F.
Oh, that's nice now.
That's Autonomo.
Size 20, guys.
Isn't that nice?
That's nice.
Pound.
Pre-mark.
Size 20, guys.
Wide leg.
Wide leg.
Sorry, guys, we're closed for a minute.
We're closed, guys.
We're doing a live.
Can you quote?
Thank you.
Hi, live.
Hi, live.
What's up, brother?
Follow Reg on TikTok.
Follow me fat, weird bum in the cheeks.
Give him his TikTok, look.
They're funny, aren't they?
They'd be too noisy, I think, wouldn't they, guys?
Size 20.
It's like a bralette.
I don't know why it's going.
It's got like a tag on it.
But it's been worn.
It's got a tag on it, but it's been worn.
Pretty little thing.
It's like a bralette.
I see some of falling down, look.
So these are nice little trousers.
Guys, that's just a bit of fluff.
Casual comfort.
They're like cotton, lightweight.
Army colour.
And that's a 20 as well, guys.
This is how you should really put trousers up.
I don't know if you can see.
I'm hoping you can see, because I ain't got you on a tripod.
So I'm hoping you can see.
This is for the volunteers.
Pull them up like that.
They sit better.
They don't dangle on the floor.
And they look a bit more presentable, guys.
And they stay on a bit better, I find.
These are my favourite hangers, the grippy hangers.
Because it doesn't come off.
If you've got a good grippy hanger, it stays on there for life, you know.
For dear life.
Oh, we're going empty!
Empty!
This is not sitting very well on this hanger.
This is an atmosphere.
Atmosphere is pre-marking here.
Somebody was arguing with me the other day.
Well, it used to be, didn't it?
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, it's armouring down.
Armouring down, guys, again.
Look, it was nice a minute ago with the sun out, wasn't it?
There we are.
So that's a nice little top with a pretty little collar.
A little vest underneath it.
So if you're going on a holiday, I'm going on a holiday.
I can't wait.
I can't wait.
I'm going to hang them on my box.
I need a rail, I think, don't I, in front of me as well.
But we keep saying we're going to do it and we don't do it.
So I said to the guy, he's going to be quiet today.
Oh my gosh.
The kids are going to get soaked now.
Nice flow to that, isn't it?
Just a pair of jeans on with that would be lovely.
Pound.
We're kind of only friends.
Just a t-shirt.
It's got a good feeling on it.
Papaya, 20.
Ombre, we like an ombre.
Because our logo is an ombre and it's blue and yellow.
And yellow is my mother's favourite colour.
Blue is mine.
But when I was ill, because obviously I had a lot of lack of oxygen, because my HP dropped down to 65, so there was no oxygen in my blood either, was there, you know?
Being anemia and aplastic anemia.
Affected my brain and for a very long time I couldn't remember what my favourite colour was.
I knew the colours.
I knew red, green, you know, orange, white, you know.
I knew what they were.
But I couldn't remember what my favourite colour was.
And I said to everybody, don't tell me, let me remember on my own.
It was about 18 months after I first had the treatment and had the blood transfusions before I could remember, even though I'd used it in the logo as well.
The blue is my favourite colour.
That's nuts, isn't it?
How, like, it can affect your brain and stuff.
That's a two piece.
So, like, it's a one piece sewn into a two piece, I think.
I can't see a label on it.
Oh, I can, yeah.
BM collection.
Twenty.
Covers front bun and back bun.
Nice little pink number.
Dark Mart.
Little embroidery on it.
Doesn't cover front bun.
See, now, if the trousers are hung like we've done them, it's easier because they don't drag on the flow and stuff.
So, M &S.
In like a navy...
It's like a check, but I don't know if you can see it.
Very nice.
Very nice.
So, again, fold them over like that.
And then your best bet is to have a...
You can get trouser hangers, but I find, because they still slide off the trouser hangers, I find the best bet is to have a grippy.
I like a grippy, and I think the girls like a grippy as well.
We are grippy fans.
So, Dark Mart trousers.
I don't think I've ever looked to see what Dark Mart's profits are.
Size 20.
Nice little buckles.
I'm up here.
I wouldn't see it, though.
I would be myself.
And you're like, trying to stretch over.
See what I'm doing.
Need a proper tripod now.
And I tell you what would be better.
I think all round it's not just a tripod.
I think it would be better if I had the spudsman glasses.
But then I've got to put them on top of mine, haven't I?
Done lots of itty-bitty jobs today.
I'm pleased with that.
Because sometimes you do those itty-bitty jobs and then it all pulls together, doesn't it?
Primarni, size 20.
Covers front and back them.
And has nice details there on the sleeve.
I mean, most charity shops would whack that up.
Six, eight quid.
We're not a charity shop.
We're like a charity shop, but not a charity shop.
We're the largest baby bank in South Wales.
On square footage, stock and the people we've helped.
Marks and sparks.
20.
Need to get the size cubes out.
As you're going along, guys, if you can, try and pull them off.
They don't always come off very well.
Nice pinstripe.
But I find these hangers, they slide off.
This is what I needed, I think.
That was a bit of a tidy up.
Pep and Co.
Covers half a front bum and half of a back bum.
It's a large from Pep and Co.
And it's like silky material.
Pep and Co, are they gone now?
Are they gone, gone?
Are they still there?
What's happening?
Are they still in Pontypool?
I remember saying to everybody, 75% off.
Everybody running in there.
And it's not all 75% off.
M &S 20.
Lovely white trousers with a buckle.
Very nice.
So I'm hoping they've closed now.
No offence, but damaged our sales last week.
Because obviously people were going in there to get a bargain, but not everything was on offer.
I can't see if anybody's buying anything.
I'll have to look after now.
Might have sold out.
These are George.
20.
Quite well worn, I think.
Like a Vizcos.
Vizcos.
I said I was going to stay till 8, but let's see how it goes.
I don't think I'll be able to get through it all because I don't think I'll be able to stand here that long.
I hope they're dizzy now.
Perhaps a wheelie chair.
That little ironing board chair that we got in Pontypool might do it well for me when I'm doing this.
Over here, because I can wheel back and forth.
Florence and Fred.
Size 20.
They're good.
That's a good 20, I'd say.
I like F&F clothes, mine.
I always have them.
Always liked Tesco's F&F.
Good quality.
Lasts forever.
It's on a par with Marks and Spencer's quality, I'd say.
You know, for the supermarket price.
Oh, that didn't pull up so well.
See, they pulled... well, it's only the one.
Pulled it all out of the bags.
And now I've got to get it all off the rails to put it back.
Waited for me not to be here the one day.
One day they were with somebody else and they yanked all the bags out.
Peacocks.
20, a linen.
See, that's what we don't need as volunteers like that.
Making more work for us.
If they disable bossing the bags in there, I'd just say, well, if you take it all off, get them out, you can go through the bags, have a look at them for yourself.
And then put them back in the bags, in the right sizes and put them back tidy.
And then put the clothes back on the rail.
Nice colour there.
Dorothy Perkins.
20.
Quite thin.
But nice.
Covers front and back them.
Another trousers.
Look brand new.
These have no tags.
Marks and Sparks, size 20.
They're nice.
Like a smoky blue.
M&S Linen, size 20.
Could have done what I could have done with doing, couldn't I guys?
Was putting all the trousers in one area.
But I was doing it.
Didn't think of that, did I?
It's going to be hard work now.
To do that.
I compacted them so well.
Right.
I've done that one.
We've done the smoky trousers.
We've got...
Sarah Hamilton, size 20.
You'll be lucky if it covers your navel.
Not only your front bum.
One of those slinky materials.
That's not going to cover much.
Select 18.
We in 18s now?
Not quite.
Select 18.
Covers front and back bum very well.
And also has a nice little crissy crossy bit on the back.
Nice for leggings.
Or jeans.
Trousers.
Anything you like.
Kilt.
Whatever you fancy.
This one is an 18 with tags.
Pound because it's from Primark.
Oh, it's the wrong way I think.
Embroidery Anglaise.
How do you say that?
Embroidery Anglaise.
That's an 18.
So where's my 20?
The trousers.
Isn't it?
That's upset at all.
These are nice.
Fake wool effect.
Papaya.
Size 20.
They're not wool but they look like Fortnum and Mason's wool trousers effect.
Got a 20.
These are nice.
They've got a nice little sit to them.
They're a 20 dash.
Their own little belt.
Little tie on them.
Hardly look worn.
We'll have a look and see.
I might have to pick you up guys and have a look and see if you're all saying to me, no!
Move to the left.
Move to the left.
Oh, nobody's saying anything so perhaps you can't see me.
Eye candy Anglaise.
We had a couple of them from the baby shop.
Oh, remember the drama we had with the baby shop and that girl wanted that.
There was two of them.
Remember two bitches and they wanted the eye candy prams that the lady gave to us.
She gave us two eye candies.
Was it eye candy or was it something really posh?
Eggs.
And we were like, no, you're not having the egg pram.
Oh, I'm homeless.
I have to have the egg pram.
If you're homeless you ain't gonna be having your baby with you.
Afterwards.
I can tell you that now.
We just desperately wanted them.
Kicking off then, all over Facebook.
She's still on there now.
Kicking off all over Facebook she was.
And we were like, no, here's a pram if you want it.
Nice silver cross one for you.
Pick it up for free.
No, she's doing well on that one.
We actually gave the egg prams to two mothers.
One was a walker with four children.
Because walkers need good prams.
Because they haven't got a car.
And then the other lady was in a refuge and she'd had the baby and she didn't have a pram or nothing.
Right?
So...
This one, I hadn't even had the baby, you know.
Size 20.
M&S.
But that lady gave us all the...
It was from Abergavenny.
Do you remember?
She gave us loads of stuff.
Didn't she?
Shop fittings, baby stuff.
We had loads of stuff.
It wasn't an eye candy pram.
They were two egg prams.
Oh my god.
The fuss she made over that.
Poor little cows they were too.
But they didn't own the prams that we were offering them.
If you're desperate for a pram, you take it, don't you?
And they were nice prams.
So I've got Sheen.
S-E-X.
So I'm assuming that's sexy.
Say in the medium.
Or this I've seen everything over the years.
I've got a mark on it guys.
Free if you want it.
Alright.
Come over there because I don't think it's that size.
That's an empty.
Marks and sparks.
In a blue.
It's quite long.
Covers front bum.
Size 18.
So am I on the 18s now?
Very well and truly on the 18s.
Pink.
Pink frill.
Wouldn't cover front bum.
It's nice.
Full's nice and it's got a nice sequence.
Size 18.
Right.
So I think we're in the size 18s now.
What's this one?
I haven't even got a hanger.
Just dangling.
B&M 18.
Let me get this one.
Oh no, that's a 16.
Let me take a 16 on.
Oh.
Hopefully it'll be right.
That's quite a nice one guys.
I'd say it's more like a 20 maybe.
It's nice.
Pound.
More pound guys.
You don't mess around do you?
We've got time to mess around.
So we've got just a normal top motor.
George.
18.
Like a cream.
I don't think that's a good hanger for this because that says medium but it looks like an 18 to 20 doesn't it?
Covers front bum and back bum.
Pitching didn't have like a green or a white there to put me off of it.
That blue.
But that's a pound.
Nice if you're going on holly bobs.
Oh I think that's a man's isn't it?
Man's or ladies.
We're not fussy here.
Size large.
That's probably a man's I would say then.
Traditionally a man's.
We'll put it over there.
This one.
This is George.
18.
Oh I guess the bloody AD Thomas was all over that poster that girl.
I can't remember her name now.
Oh that's nice.
Marks and sparks.
I like that.
Wouldn't cover front bum.
Yeah here's an 18.
Yeah she was all over that poster.
Oh come to us.
We'll help you.
We'll help you.
Did you get a pram off them?
Nope.
Did you get an egg pram off them?
Just a bit of a clickbait.
These have got a lining.
And they're like Marks and sparks short size 8.
They're trousers they are.
But they're short length.
But they've got like a lining on the inside.
The trick
is not to put too many up.
So you need a good 10cm browse in.
Size 18 Papaya.
Best top.
Rubbish hanger.
What the hell is this thing?
Right.
This would like to sit on your shoulders I think.
A bit like a bar dough.
But not quite a bar dough.
A bar dough rip off.
This is a pound.
All I've got to say about that one is a pound.
It won't stay on.
It's one of those fancy ones.
Oh I don't see the little bits of cloud early put up.
18
18 There we go.
I've got my vest on today.
I've got two jumpers on.
Two pairs of fluffy socks.
Freezing.
This is a skirt.
We haven't had a skirt yet, have we?
Oh now.
Oh no they're not.
They're like skirt trousers with skirt fastenings on leg.
Might be okay for my Magaluf girls.
They were looking for something like that.
Like a skirt but not a skirt.
The skewiff.
That's what that fashion trend says.
Pound.
A skewiff skirt trouser.
Wide leg.
All tip on the hanger.
I think they're pajamas.
Are they all like little leggings lounge wear?
Extra large guys.
Primark.
They're nice.
Oh they've got little stars on.
No top.
If it was a top we'd have it in a pajama box.
Oh that's quite big.
Flouncy.
Covers front and back them.
Could be warmer leggings.
Could be warmer trousers or jeans.
Around the pool.
No size.
Quite big I'd say.
I think I'm actually going to put him in with a 20.
I think he's quite big.
What the...
This balloon is following me about.
Been here for weeks.
It blew in through the door.
I can't get rid of it.
There we are skirt.
It's a yours skirt.
It's 30 quid on the catalog.
Around a few minutes and 18.
Like a pencil skirt but not as tight down the bottom.
What skirt is that called?
It's not a pencil skirt.
Not a pencil skirt but like a pencil skirt.
I've got a nice jumpsuit on from Next.
From here.
Come from here.
But it's got a button on the back.
So I've got to leave it undone.
It's a zip.
Sorry.
I've got to leave it undone just because I need to go to the toilet and I'm on my own.
Size 18 to 20.
I don't think so.
They don't look 18 to 20 to me.
I think that's not an 18 to 20.
I'm going to leave that one out.
And maybe put it on an anger.
I would say that's like a 10 to 12.
There we are.
I don't know what that says.
I don't think it says anything.
I think it's just a symbol.
That's down as a large probably a fella's then or large ladies.
We can't discriminate.
These are nice.
They're like elasticated jeans.
Like a washed one.
Marks and Spencer size 18.
Nice.
They feel nice too.
Oh I'd like to get to the end of this rail.
I don't think I'm going to be able to guys.
I might have to sit down.
A new look.
Treat yourself with kindness.
Size 18.
No front bum coverage.
Scooby Doo.
Scooby Doo.
Pajama bottoms.
All of these are pound guys.
Large.
They're quite good.
They're not bad.
They don't feel like over worn or anything.
I'm going to have to sit down now because my knee is going flat.
And then we've got the candy canes.
They're nice, aren't they?
Like a flannelette.
Large.
They're nice.
We could do that and then find a red top, couldn't you?
Or one's in a bag.
We'll have a look at the one in the bag and then we'll have to cut off then.
Or it's a t-shirt I think.
Extra large in a bag.
From Sheen by the look of it.
Bit of leopard on it.
I'm going to have to keep you off guys.
Sorry.