Why is there a castle in the shopping district?
Welcome to Wales.
Cardiff put a castle in the middle of downtown.
Anyway, the dog escaped twice before breakfast.
Do I know this guy?
Not yet.
I stopped somehow made a new friend.
Where's the rabbit?
There isn't one.
Welsh rarebit is mostly cheese pretending to be something else.
Should we be worried?
Only if it's not filming.
Cardiff is the home of Doctor Who.
Why are there turtles in Wales?
Long story, short version, the 90s.
Cardiff inherited a lot of pet turtles.
That pelican knows something.
Probably.
The animal wall somehow makes stone animals feel judgmental.
Is that seaweed?
It's laver bread.
Whales turn seaweed into a national dish.
Why is the stadium bigger than the city?
Rugby.
How many people fit in there?
Most of Wales.
Cardiff takes sport very seriously.
Why am I shopping in a Harry Potter set?
You're in Cardiff.
The city's Victorian arcades feel like a secret world.
Cardiff was weird, friendly, and somehow magical.
All right.
Where are we going next?
Going in.
I'm starting to remember the destination footwear.

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