On another episode of How Sad Is Your Life?
Let's have a look.
The Sherlock Files, Jayne's Baby Bank, episodes one to six.
It's like how many times can you regurgitate the same story that you've made up?
It's like those books.
Remember those books we used to have and you used to put the cassette tape in?
I mean, how many formats do you need to say that you don't like me?
I mean, next week it'll be paint by numbers.
Decoupage the week after.
Remember those cassette tips we used to have as kids?
Put them in.
And then you can read a long story to the cassette tape and you add a...
Like a triangle going off or something when you have to turn the page.
Oh my god.
Other tweaks coming.
You've got three likes.
You've got two likes on that one.
Oh my god.
You have absolutely no life whatsoever.
You really really, you really, really, really, really, really, really don't like...
Told not to enter.
Oh yeah, there's a good photo.
I got a good photo, screenshot somewhere.
Of, uh...
Me being let go by the police.
See if I can get it up.
I wonder if it's on you.
P2 landlord still referring to give us their stuff.
The police have told him now that he needs a solicitor.
You know, you know, because they don't know, you know, because they don't know what they're doing now.
There's a picture on here where I'm being let go by the police.
Oh there he is.
There he is there, I think.
Is that it?
Could be it.
I don't know.
Oh there it is.
Me being let go by the police.
It's my door.
You know that, don't you know, you know, you know that everything on that door is mine, don't you know, and that panel and everything is mine.
So if I wanted to take a chainsaw to it and cut through it, I could.
Yeah, at the moment I've been busy, so I haven't had a need to go and cut through it with a chainsaw.
Costa shops like a bloody piece of cheese, you can just walk straight through it, and we'll go back now.
What else we go?
Oh, not a lot, no.
Not a lot.
This made me laugh the other day.
I'm not on anyone's side.
I don't know you either, but imagine what you could achieve if you put so much effort into something positive and meaningful yourself.
yeah, yeah, well done, yeah, well done, well done, well done to that mum and that individual who said that a grower needs to get a life.
Because you're just making yourself look like a net job.
That's all you're doing is making yourself look like a net job.
And showing people how fixated you are on me.
Are you following?
I wonder who you're following?
What are you following him for?
Eric is a musical savant.
What are you following him for?
Probably because they told her to get lost.

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