Oh my God, the Wi-Fi is dreadful - 2 Jul 2026 - TikTok @communityshopone - Jaynes Baby Bank
Oh my God, the Wi-Fi is dreadful.
You'd never be able to infiltrate Pontypool with modern warfare.
You would literally need to bring in an old-fashioned infantry because there is no Wi-Fi or signal connection whatsoever.
It's crazy.
So this is our library for mothers.
I've just found some books.
That's why I'm doing a live.
Some books for mothers to borrow.
You can borrow them for as long as you like.
They're free to borrow.
Just return them when you've finished.
In any shop, you can return them in any of our shops anyway.
Or to any of our volunteers.
But we keep books back like this so that mums can come in.
I'm tidying up the shelf, I am.
Plus I just found one on tandem nursing and stopped smoking.
So any books that come in that we think, Oh, actually, the mothers might benefit from that.
You can just come in and pick them up and borrow one.
Just let it... Oh, that's not that one.
That's a sale.
Let me look a bit.
Book of baby puries.
Having a healthy pregnancy.
So this should all be books for the mothers, but it's been taken over a bit here.
Which is pretty usual.
You know, bits for mothers to borrow.
You know, go through it.
There's quite a few clothes hanging up on you too.
So I'm trying to move them now.
All the children's clothes I had for free, all gone.
Right?
Until I find more now.
They've all gone.
I've only got uniforms which are on P1 doorway.
And I got some free stuff in P2.
Books.
Adults and children's books.
And cookery books, I think, down there.
And...
Two Moses baskets.
And their stands.
And a paint kettle that's got dried paint in it.
But it's a decent paint kettle.
And I thought, oh, I don't want to check that out.
Somebody might sit there and peel that off.
But I haven't got the time to do it.
So I put that in some other bits, you know.
But yeah, we've got loads of books, look.
For you to borrow instead of buying them.
And they're free.
Just come in and grab what you're looking for.
And you can just borrow it.
It's absolutely fine.
Just bring it back when you're finished with it.
Because another mother will use it.
Or if you've got any books that you're no longer using in this category.
Yes, please, to donating.
And we would appreciate that a lot.
I am seeing if I can get another library bit at somewhere else.
But obviously I can't disclose anything.
Because as you know, I am the most stoked woman in Britain.
I've had another assassination attempt, as you know.
So what we've said is, we're not going to put the donations on show.
Because me and Dan were joking earlier.
Saying they'll be running around that shop down by there now.
There's a shop on the corner.
To get up there.
To have a look.
What we've got through our windows for P3.
So we might have to put up blinds.
But we were going to not put donations on show.
And not talk about things that we're going to be doing and stuff.
Because they're just so fixated and obsessed.
Literally the most stoked woman in Britain.
That it's just...
People are actually saying now, is this real?
Or is this a joke on there?
They're like...
Because this is just unbelievable.
Like, the amount of people.
But it isn't...
See, you think it's like 9,700 people.
It's not.
They're bots and fake accounts.
That's why they can't use their real name.
So, Joe Blogs down the road might have 10 fake pages and accounts.
And they might comment on one status that they've written 10 times.
And...
You would be none the wiser.
Because they're using different accounts, you see.
And using false names and pages and things like that.
You know, pages as a name instead of a profile.
Um...
Oh, and I think we're gonna...
If I can find the Pokemon stuff, we'll do a Pokemon sale.
Pokemon cards.
I've had a lot of people coming and asking.
I don't think the Pokemon guy is here anymore.
I think he's left the marketplace.
But we got some.
That's where we got our idea for doing the Pokemon cards.
And we do quite well on him.
So, the £3.50 ones will be three for a tenner.
But see Dan, because he'll do you a deal anyway, right?
Um...
Um...
And...
I want your blotum because we make quite a lot off the...
The Pokemon cards.
Uh...
Yes.
And...
So, there's...
Most of them are £3.50 and up.
But he'll do you a deal.
And minimum there'll be three for a tenner.
Alright?
Uh...
And I'll...
I'll double...
I'll confirm that I've definitely got him.
Machine-made transcript. TikTok lists the audio as this account's original sound.
You'd never be able to infiltrate Pontypool with modern warfare.
You would literally need to bring in an old-fashioned infantry because there is no Wi-Fi or signal connection whatsoever.
It's crazy.
So this is our library for mothers.
I've just found some books.
That's why I'm doing a live.
Some books for mothers to borrow.
You can borrow them for as long as you like.
They're free to borrow.
Just return them when you've finished.
In any shop, you can return them in any of our shops anyway.
Or to any of our volunteers.
But we keep books back like this so that mums can come in.
I'm tidying up the shelf, I am.
Plus I just found one on tandem nursing and stopped smoking.
So any books that come in that we think, Oh, actually, the mothers might benefit from that.
You can just come in and pick them up and borrow one.
Just let it... Oh, that's not that one.
That's a sale.
Let me look a bit.
Book of baby puries.
Having a healthy pregnancy.
So this should all be books for the mothers, but it's been taken over a bit here.
Which is pretty usual.
You know, bits for mothers to borrow.
You know, go through it.
There's quite a few clothes hanging up on you too.
So I'm trying to move them now.
All the children's clothes I had for free, all gone.
Right?
Until I find more now.
They've all gone.
I've only got uniforms which are on P1 doorway.
And I got some free stuff in P2.
Books.
Adults and children's books.
And cookery books, I think, down there.
And...
Two Moses baskets.
And their stands.
And a paint kettle that's got dried paint in it.
But it's a decent paint kettle.
And I thought, oh, I don't want to check that out.
Somebody might sit there and peel that off.
But I haven't got the time to do it.
So I put that in some other bits, you know.
But yeah, we've got loads of books, look.
For you to borrow instead of buying them.
And they're free.
Just come in and grab what you're looking for.
And you can just borrow it.
It's absolutely fine.
Just bring it back when you're finished with it.
Because another mother will use it.
Or if you've got any books that you're no longer using in this category.
Yes, please, to donating.
And we would appreciate that a lot.
I am seeing if I can get another library bit at somewhere else.
But obviously I can't disclose anything.
Because as you know, I am the most stoked woman in Britain.
I've had another assassination attempt, as you know.
So what we've said is, we're not going to put the donations on show.
Because me and Dan were joking earlier.
Saying they'll be running around that shop down by there now.
There's a shop on the corner.
To get up there.
To have a look.
What we've got through our windows for P3.
So we might have to put up blinds.
But we were going to not put donations on show.
And not talk about things that we're going to be doing and stuff.
Because they're just so fixated and obsessed.
Literally the most stoked woman in Britain.
That it's just...
People are actually saying now, is this real?
Or is this a joke on there?
They're like...
Because this is just unbelievable.
Like, the amount of people.
But it isn't...
See, you think it's like 9,700 people.
It's not.
They're bots and fake accounts.
That's why they can't use their real name.
So, Joe Blogs down the road might have 10 fake pages and accounts.
And they might comment on one status that they've written 10 times.
And...
You would be none the wiser.
Because they're using different accounts, you see.
And using false names and pages and things like that.
You know, pages as a name instead of a profile.
Um...
Oh, and I think we're gonna...
If I can find the Pokemon stuff, we'll do a Pokemon sale.
Pokemon cards.
I've had a lot of people coming and asking.
I don't think the Pokemon guy is here anymore.
I think he's left the marketplace.
But we got some.
That's where we got our idea for doing the Pokemon cards.
And we do quite well on him.
So, the £3.50 ones will be three for a tenner.
But see Dan, because he'll do you a deal anyway, right?
Um...
Um...
And...
I want your blotum because we make quite a lot off the...
The Pokemon cards.
Uh...
Yes.
And...
So, there's...
Most of them are £3.50 and up.
But he'll do you a deal.
And minimum there'll be three for a tenner.
Alright?
Uh...
And I'll...
I'll double...
I'll confirm that I've definitely got him.
Machine-made transcript. TikTok lists the audio as this account's original sound.