Do not cast judgment on me, my friend, for my heart bleeds on this morn.
My lady, she has left me.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Heed my warning, friend, do not get lost in the gardens of love, for the roses bloom bright, but their thorns cut deep.
Well, how come you won't get another lady?
I already have my friend.
And she is not so quick to abandon me.
Oh, well, I mean, we could always have other fun ways to make you feel better, you know?
Yeah, like what?
I love singing karaoke like high school musical.
Are you a good singer?
Maybe.
Yeah, I like to sing a lot.
Do you want to sing some karaoke?
I'm not doing much of anything.
Let's go sing.
Okay.
Well, let me see what time it is.
Okay.
Um, fuck it.
We're breaking things!

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