And if ever you're having a bad day, just remember there's actually somebody who knows you who's actively logging into their fake account just so that they can keep tabs on you to check your stories, check your reposts and to comment negativity every single time that you post.
And also report back to their other little minions about what you're doing and discuss you in whatever topic of discussion they need to discuss you in today.
Like, you are actually a part of their routine.
They cannot rest unless they know what your thoughts are, what you're doing and how you're feeling on the day.
But yeah, could never be me though.

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